"Here, this is the room Lin Lin and I share."
Cheng Tian looked around. The room felt lived-in, with even two pots of greenery on display. Though some anime posters still hung on the walls, Bai Yun had toned things down considerably compared with back in Bingzhou.
"What a shame." Bai Yun sighed sorrowfully. "Ever since we moved in together, Lin Lin's kept me on such a tight leash. I can't even hug my life-size Yukino body pillow at night anymore. What a tragedy."
"You've got a sweet-smelling, soft girlfriend in the three-dimensional world, but instead of hugging her, you're still lost in the two-dimensional one," Cheng Tian said. "You're going to make a lot of gentlemen your enemies that way."
"You've got some nerve talking about me." Bai Yun rolled his eyes at him irritably. "You're so young, yet you've landed a girlfriend on par with a real estate tycoon, have countless training resources at your fingertips, and rub shoulders with all the Elite Four. Who are you trying to infuriate with that script of yours?"
"Ahem..." Cheng Tian gave a slightly awkward chuckle.
"Seriously, if we hadn't grown up together, I'd suspect you were some protagonist whose soul transmigrated here," Bai Yun said earnestly. Cheng Tian couldn't help breaking into a cold sweat.
Damn, how had I never noticed this guy's mouth was so prophetic???
"I really admire you. You actually trained Greninja into a ninja." Bai Yun flopped backward onto the soft bed and stared at the ceiling. "How does your imagination run so wild?"
"Ah, I picked Ditto back then because Ditto doesn't need deliberate move training, and a Pokémon that can transform at will like that would have some unusual uses later on." Cheng Tian shook his head with a wry smile. "Those tricks are