An inexplicable hush seemed to have fallen over the room.
Atsushi Nakajima glanced at the beaming Osamu Dazai on his left and Ranpo Edogawa, wearing his usual squint, behind him to the right, then quietly hunched his shoulders.
How should I put this? Wasn't it a little chilly in here?
Then he heard Osamu Dazai let out a long sigh. "Fine, since Yiyi doesn't hate him-"
"I'll allow this shuttlecock to be our family pet dog." Osamu Dazai made a gagging face. "Tch. I really do hate dogs."
Atsushi Nakajima's expression was nothing but →_→. Hey, hey, had Mr. Dazai just unilaterally stripped Mr. Gojo of his humanity? Wasn't that going a little too far?
"The great Ranpo doesn't want a fake cat like that!" Ranpo Edogawa expressed his disgust. "You can't even pet him, and the president doesn't like him either!"
Yukichi Fukuzawa said, "...Ranpo, don't be so rude."
Ranpo Edogawa pouted. "That Little Red Riding Hood over there wouldn't want him either. He's got three cats, after all."
What?! Th-three cats?! That was far too enviable! A certain cat lover whom cats invariably hated suffered a devastating blow. His gaze unconsciously drifted toward Ayatsuji Yukito. Should he ask for the secret?
Ayatsuji Yukito couldn't even be bothered to look up. "You should give up on that." He would never have a cat in this lifetime.
One Yukichi Fukuzawa lost his soul.
"Hey! Even if no cat has accepted the president yet, he'll definitely have a cat of his own someday!" Ranpo Edogawa protested loudly. Only...that seemed to have given something away.
Yukichi Fukuzawa said, "..." He's my own kid. Just smile and survive.
As for Mr. Satoru Gojo, his mouth had gotten him into so much trouble that everyone had collectively silenced him. After all, he couldn't use