Seeing Garou's expression of "Who the hell are you?", the muscles in the newcomer's stubbly face twitched into a bizarre smile.
"Keh heh heh heh... You want to know who I am, don't you?"
Garou: ...No, I don't.
The unhygienic middle-aged man spread his arms. Behind him, his filthy bedsheet cape and greasy curls, matted and tangled together, stirred without a breeze. With the haughty bearing of a motivational speaker giving a lecture, he began to intone-
"My past was nothing glorious. I was just an ordinary, frustrated middle-aged wage slave. My career was going nowhere, I faced the threat of unemployment at any moment, my income was low, and I had no family or friends. My life was a complete mess, like a wad of toilet paper used to blow your nose and then wipe your ass before being flushed down the toilet! But!!"
Growing excited, the unhygienic man's eyes flashed, and he declared exuberantly, "Not long ago, I awakened!!"
"Or rather, heaven's mercy opened up a brand-new life for me. A mighty being saved my soul and pulled me out of that mire I couldn't bear to look back on!"
"At that moment, the earth in my eyes was vaster than any building, and the sky was brighter than any light! Humans were nothing but insignificant ants sheltered by the magnificent existence that is the earth!"
As contempt for humanity spilled from his lips, the unhygienic man's billowing bedsheet cape settled again, signaling that his excitement had subsided. "Now, I have cast off the constraints that rotten human society imposes on the individual! I am the servant chosen by 'God,' His agent upon the earth, a supreme powerhouse wielding 'Divine Power'! You may call me-"
"'Homeless Emperor.'"
Applaud if you understood.JPG
Garou: "..."
*-How come some random, inexplicable