"Oh my god, Teacher Madara's gone berserk!"
At the sight of Hiruzen Sarutobi foaming at the mouth with his eyes rolled back, the students sneaking around the classroom doorway to watch let out terrified screams. Genuine tears of fear welled in their eyes.
Shimura Danzō let out a miserable wail. He tried to rush over, but Utatane Koharu and Mitokado Homura held him back, leaving him to cry out:
"Hiruzen-!"
"Quick, go get Teacher Hashirama!"
When they noticed Madara looking their way, his eyes glowing red, the little brats turned and fled. Their retreat was remarkably orderly and decisive, every one of them heading for Hashirama's office while praying that Madara wouldn't beat them up-and that Hashirama hadn't gone out gambling at a time like this.
Luckily, Hashirama hadn't slipped off to a casino. He happened to be wandering just outside the classroom. The shrieking students swarmed him and hid behind his back, afraid to poke their heads out, like chicks sheltering beneath a mother hen's wings.
Completely baffled by this reception, Hashirama nevertheless smiled gently. Only after soothing their frightened nerves did he ask:
"What's wrong? What happened?"
"Teacher Madara's practically gone mad with anger! Teacher Hashirama, hurry and stop him!"
Barely keeping her composure, Chinatsu mustered the courage to lead Hashirama over. Before he could figure out what was happening, he stepped into the classroom and saw that his monkey disciple was about to be squeezed to death by a furious Madara!
"Madara, spare the monkey!"
Scared out of his wits, Hashirama immediately rushed forward to rescue Monkey's head. Fortunately, years of training had made Hiruzen Sarutobi's skull as hard as diamond, so Madara really hadn't managed to squeeze him to death.
Seeing that he was still breathing, Hashirama immediately pushed Monkey aside and turned his attention to