Anbu A: "So you two were the ones putting up those damn flyers all night?!!!"
Anbu B: "Hold on, don't these two look a little familiar?"
Anbu C: "Who cares? Arrest them first!!!"
The Anbu glared furiously at Aburame Torune and Yamanaka Fū. The two men slowly turned to look at the doors behind the Anbu, where they should have posted flyers on every household, then looked back at the torn scraps in the Anbu's hands...
Our entire night's hard work!!!
Fierce flames burned in Aburame Torune's and Yamanaka Fū's eyes. Neither had originally been like this, but they had been hit by Chinatsu's Kotoamatsukami, after all. Picking up a few of her personality traits... understandable, perfectly understandable.
Life or death, who cared? If you had a problem, bring it on!
The moment their eyes met, both sides skipped the trash talk, drew their kunai, and started fighting in the early morning, just as the sun began to rise.
Of course, Aburame Torune did not use his absurdly overpowered nanoscale venomous insects. If he coated himself in them, anyone who touched him would get those insects inside their body. Essentially, a single touch could kill someone instantly.
Likewise, the Anbu did not strike to kill. Even if these two were the villains who had kept them busy all night, killing them outright was still unacceptable.
Both sides held back some of their tricks, fighting with only Taijutsu, kunai, and techniques any ordinary ninja could use.
As time passed, the "ninja" disappeared, replaced by a bunch of "warriors" trading punches to the face in a Hollywood-style brawl...
Just as these Hollywood warriors were about to be discovered by Konoha's waking villagers, a figure flashed into their midst and instantly subdued everyone present.
Was it Chinatsu? No, it was Hiruzen Sarutobi.
"Stop