"Don't leave me-McDonald's bag-chan-!!!"
Green cradled the dying McDonald's bag in her arms, shedding glistening tears.
"...Uh... I'm... leaving... Green-chan... You'll find someone better..."
One speck, then two.
The bag turned to dust and smoke, dissipating into the air.
"Then who's going to fill this hole in my sense of fullness?"
Green rubbed her belly, stood back up, and faced the human.
"...Human."
"You've already slashed my [favorite] jacket."
"Now... I'm going to wreck your spinal column."
Green closed her eyes slightly, took a WhatsApp sticker from inside her clothes, and stuck it onto them.
Dun-dun-da~da~da~~~~ (mysterious notification sound)
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh-
A small, handle-shaped object slowly appeared in Green's hand. Once the smoke cleared-it was a lightsaber!
A green lightsaber!
Was she about to put on a Jedi act?!
As killing intent surged, Green gave the human no time to react. A rainbow streak flashed like lightning, shooting straight toward its chest.
The human hastily dodged, knowing full well that its dagger was no match for Green's lightsaber.
Even if that lightsaber didn't look particularly authentic, it was still made of energy.
Trying to strike it with its dagger would leave it with a slim chance of survival.
Vwoom-
Vwoom-
After missing with two swings, Green abruptly retreated ten meters beyond the human's attack range and drew a gun with her other hand.
She actually had a handgun! Couldn't they just play nice?!
The human drew its gun too, but it fell short of Green in both speed and sheer presence!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!!!
The handgun in Green's hand fired rapidly at the human. A normal human might not have been able to dodge its shots in time!
Unfortunately, she was facing a human child! This species could dodge even bullets without the slightest difficulty.
Just look at