Think, my ass!!!
As a meme character, Green felt she had an obligation to follow this world's rules!
Anyway, hitting the ground would only play a sound effect like [neck_snap.ogg], and then she would get right back up, ignoring all pain and damage!!!
Still, a little preparation before playing the sound effect was necessary.
Green pulled a video file out from inside her clothes and hovered the mouse over it, revealing a little mysterious information.
[white_smoke_with_sloppy_background_removal.mp4]
"Sure, it's unfinished, but pairing it with that audio is definitely a great choice!"
When a large amount of smoke appeared somewhere, the characters inside would temporarily gain immunity to all damage and respiratory infections. It was every bit as unscientific yet effective as landing in water in anime.
Poof!-
Playing neck_snap audio...
Crack.
A great deal of unscientific smoke and unscientific sound effects poured out from where Green landed. Someone seemed to have survived through the power of unscientific nonsense!
Now, where was the human?
Green looked around, searching for any sign of the human.
Before she spotted so much as a silhouette, her body moved of its own accord.
Miss!
Now she saw the human-this bastard had fallen from that high up and only injured a fingernail!
What the hell?!!
Okay, I guess some anime are like that. Someone falls from way up in the atmosphere, but somehow doesn't suffer any serious injuries and just passes out for a few days.
Then they're full of life again?!?!
Besides, those anime protagonists still have to live happily with their partners! If a fall left them paralyzed, how would the readers get a happy ending?
Then what's this human's deal?
They sure didn't give my takeout a happy ending, hey?!
"Buddy, did you make some kind of shady deal with the author?"
Green whispered