"I hate the river of time and space!" Clutching a dazed Flowey, Lin Ye fell out of midair into a haystack.
This was... the Heretical Tribunal...
Rotten vegetable leaves smeared his face, and shrill Latin rang in his ears: "The demon has revealed itself!"
Thirty pitchforks pointed at them in unison. An old monk holding a torch grew so excited that his wig slipped sideways. "White hair! And a Man-Eating Flower Monster! It's a demon!"
The villagers screamed and splashed holy water at them, instantly eating holes through Lin Ye's clothes.
Lin Ye hurriedly dodged aside. "Isn't this fucking concentrated sulfuric acid?!"
A Judge charged over, clutching a "Bible." Since Lin Ye still had no idea what was going on, he turned and ran.
A thunderstorm raged outside, but Lin Ye paid it no mind and kept running.
"Fuck, what kind of rotten luck is this? And..."
Before Lin Ye could finish, lightning struck from the sky, setting the back of his shirt alight with uncanny precision.
Fortunately, the rain was heavy, or he would have gone up in flames.
Wrapped around Lin Ye, Flowey grumbled, "Are you a Child of Heaven's Abandonment or something? How can you be this unlucky?"
Lin Ye gave it some thought. "Hey, now that you mention it, I think I actually am."
Flowey: (ㅎ.ㅎ) Huh?
They hid in an abandoned monastery.
Flowey turned a piece of cloth from the confessional into a hammock. "More comfortable than the Yan Kingdom's guesthouse... Wait, your eyes are bleeding!"
Lin Ye had just activated True Sight to check the details of this era.
Hmm, the Middle Ages. The witch hunts should start in another two years or so. And for some reason, these idiots thought I was a demon.
Ugh, what a miserable life.
"I just checked the