John's appearance had caught both the angel and the demon completely off guard.
Crowley, in particular, was ready to throw John out on the spot.
Aziraphale stopped him.
This visitor from Hell dared to question even God, but he would not go against Aziraphale.
John leisurely closed the book and raised an eyebrow. "Why aren't we driving?"
"Er, hello. What are you doing here? When did you get in?" Aziraphale still wanted to conceal his identity as an angel.
"When you used magic to summon that light," John said casually.
That settled it. Aziraphale's face fell.
"I know you," Crowley threatened. "You burned right through Hell, but you'd better not mess with me!"
"Let me think. A demon and an angel hanging around together." John tapped his fingers steadily against the book's cover, producing a rhythmic sound. "What do you suppose would happen to you?"
"It's fine as long as no one knows."
Crowley's head burst open, transforming into a hideous, frightening snake's head as he tried to intimidate John.
John scoffed. "You're trying to scare someone from Slytherin with a snake?"
He extended a hand to Aziraphale. "John Wick. A wizard."
Still shaken by John's threat about the relationship between an angel and a demon, Aziraphale nervously shook his hand. "Aziraphale."
Seeing that his intimidation had failed, Crowley changed his face back.
He stared hard at John and refused to shake his hand.
"Your temper is nothing like Barty's, even though you look so alike." John sighed. "All right, where were we?"
"Oh, right. Driving. Going to get cake."
John waved a hand. "Relax. I won't tell anyone."
"But in exchange, there are a few things I need to know."
Crowley and Aziraphale exchanged a glance, and Crowley reluctantly started the car.
Aziraphale spoke with a stiff expression. "What