"Uh..."
Yang Bo rubbed his chin, wearing the sort of expression a man had while watching porn.
"Gordon... um, your pants..."
"I don't mind, but I doubt the lady beside you wants to see you without your pants on..."
Yang Bo's words must have had some prophetic power. No sooner had he finished speaking than Barbara opened her eyes and saw her father squatting beside her, his backside bare.
"..."
What an eyesore.
Commissioner Gordon reacted fast. He immediately turned around, then looked at Batman and Yang Bo. The meaning in his eyes was obvious...
Yang Bo sighed and took his spare clothes out of his backpack. He only had one set. His clothes never got dirty or damaged, and he only had these because he'd picked them up on a whim during his last shopping trip.
He tossed them to Commissioner Gordon. Now there was a problem...
Without hesitation, Gordon tossed the clothes to Barbara, then turned his gaze back to Batman.
Wayne: "..."
"You can take off your own pants..."
Wayne pointed at the lower half of a body lying on the ground nearby, and Gordon followed his finger with his eyes.
Those pants look so familiar. Huh... those shoes look familiar, too...
Gordon clearly wasn't as good at taking things in stride as Wayne. He stared dumbfounded at his own lower body, then ambled over, everything dangling.
Hmm... He withdrew his hand after checking and confirmed that it was indeed his own lower body. Then he turned toward Yang Bo, who had turned his head to look at Barbara.
"The memories in my head aren't hallucinations, are they?"
Yang Bo smiled and said:
"Probably not..."
"Want to try again?"
As he spoke, he took out the Anti-Materiel Sniper Rifle, which shimmered with purple light, once more.
Gordon