Hu Tao stood at ease with her hands on her hips, a half-smile playing on her lips as she watched Deadpool wiggle his way over.
"Oh, Little Star, you heard about Mr. Deadpool's grand plan to help the needy and fight for justice too? You even came all this way to support me! I'm so touched. We happen to need a cheerleader, so when I start kicking ass, just stand off to the side and cheer me on."
Wade acted as though they were best buddies, completely ignoring the girl's odd look as he went ahead and assigned her a role.
"What cheerleader? I'm not here to watch the show. I'm here to collect a debt."
Hu Tao raised an eyebrow and held a small hand out in front of Deadpool. Ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety Mora-no, no, ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety dollars. Not a cent less. Thank you for your business.
"That's highway robbery! What happened to your grand opening sale?"
Deadpool's disbelief was obvious even through his mask. "Little Star, don't think you can bully me into this just because I'm young and can't do math. I did pass third grade, you know."
"The brochure clearly didn't say it would cost this much!"
Hu Tao pursed her lips. "Of course it didn't, but you put a huge hole in the roof of our Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. Shouldn't you pay for that? This includes the roof repairs."
Deadpool's face immediately darkened. His eyes widened as he protested, aggrieved and indignant, "How is that my fault? That was all little Zhongli's doing! I just wanted to make friends with him and get a little closer."
"Who knew that as soon as I got near him, a stone pillar would shoot up out of the ground? That thing