The four of them froze when they heard that.
Even the Queen Mother of the West widened her eyes.
"What nonsense is this brat spouting?" The Queen Mother of the West frowned slightly after recovering. "He proclaimed his Daoist titles so grandly, but why did I hear 'none of them are me' and 'nothing to do with any of them'? Did I mishear?"
Du Yu watched the four of them coldly. They were all frowning. He had no idea how those idioms had translated into their languages, but at any rate, he had already seized the upper hand in presence.
"S-so you're Senior Du Yu!" Shiranui Asuka gave Du Yu a sweet smile. "Hearing about you a hundred times truly cannot compare to meeting you once."
"Ah!" Du Yu waved a hand. "No need to stand on ceremony, little junior. May I ask what brings you all here?"
Chada from Britain and Ramla from Greece exchanged a glance, then stepped forward and straightened their black trench coats. "We heard that your country's legends keep going wrong, so we came to see whether you needed any help. If you need any advanced technology, we can teach you that too."
"Oh, is that so?" Du Yu raised an eyebrow slightly. "It can't be helped. China has five thousand years of history and thousands upon thousands of legends. With the occasional error, I'm afraid we've given you something to laugh at. Sometimes I think it would be nice if we were like other countries and had only one or two thousand years of history. We wouldn't have so many headaches."
"That's not quite right, Senior." Shiranui Asuka looked distinctly displeased. She forced a smile and told Du Yu, "Japan may not have a very long history, only around two thousand years, but Sister