"Hahahahaha!" Nana laughed so hard in the kitchen that she couldn't straighten up. "Supreme Elder 'Venerable'?! Yi, I haven't even read the Chinese Immortal Register, and even I know you got that wrong. I suggest you stop teaching our baby. His classmates will laugh at him if he learns from you!"
Somewhat embarrassed, Yi hurried to defend himself. "Can you blame me? The print in this book is way too small. The first line says 'Supreme Elder Lord,' and right below it is 'Heavenly Worthy of the Way and Its Virtue.' Anyone could get them mixed up."
Old Man Du swung his hand and smacked Yi on the back of the head again, shouting, "You little brat! Don't go teaching him nonsense! What if you lead my precious grandson astray?!"
"Dad, why are you doing this too..." Yi scratched his head helplessly.
"Supreme Elder Venerable! Supreme Elder Venerable!" Little Du Yu kept clapping and shouting. He looked delighted.
Old Man Du jumped in fright and hurriedly scooped Little Du Yu up. "Good grandson, good grandson, you mustn't talk nonsense. You'll upset the old immortal. Don't learn from your silly daddy. Come on, say it again-the Lord-of the Way-and Its Virtue-"
Nana finished washing the fruit, carried it out, and set it on the table. "Dad, Yi, you two really should stop teaching him. I feel like you'll have Little Yu on the wrong track in no time."
Hidden in the bedroom, Du Yu's back was already soaked with sweat. He silently watched the happy family of four in the distance, feeling as though his memories had been turned upside down.
"Time"... have you started creating illusions for me again? Du Yu thought. Do you think fabricating these memories that never existed will shake my resolve to go back?
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