The Penglai Immortal Mountain Sect Master, the head of one of the Nine Great Sacred Lands, was actually my master's wife!
And now I had to take Master's illegitimate daughter to borrow a Dao Treasure from this master's wife whose name I didn't even know?
This tangled relationship was just too fucking much.
Ouyang had thought that Hu Tutu, as the old bastard's daughter, was a fatal weakness he had in his grasp. Who would have thought he would end up wiping the old bastard's ass instead!
This disgusted Ouyang more than eating shit. In a flash of lightning, he thought of a solution.
He would take Hu Tutu to Penglai Immortal Mountain to borrow the Dao Treasure, and the moment he met its Mountain Lord, he would introduce her:
"Master's Wife, my master is Hu Yun, and this is your biological daughter, Hu Tutu, whom you've never met. Don't get upset just yet. She's not a child he had with another woman. He missed you so much that he gave birth to a daughter for you himself."
"What? Men can't give birth? That's just something you haven't seen before. Let me demonstrate!"
Then he would demonstrate his little trick of awakening living beings on the spot.
That ought to fool a Great Cultivator at the Tribulation Transcendence Stage for a bit, right?
Of course, there was also the possibility that his ashes would already have been scattered before he could finish explaining his brilliant idea.
The old bastard really knew how to die, leaving him with a problem like this!
Watching Ouyang's deeply furrowed brow, Su Xiaoqi suppressed a laugh and said, "The Azure Cloud Sect has a Teleportation Formation that leads straight to Penglai Immortal Mountain. Ask your senior brother the Sect Master to write you a letter,