"Have you lost your mind? MLGB, I sent you to get things done, not find a wife."
Over the phone, Old Man Ji roared in fury, "You even dare take a woman who's brought death to seven husbands? What, got nothing left to live for?"
"If you're tired of living, find yourself a rope and hang yourself from a southeast-facing branch. Don't fucking disgust me."
"Every time I send you out, you bring me back a few more grandsons. I put up with that. Now you fucking want to marry her? If word gets out, will the Ji Family have any dignity left?"
"I'm telling you, this woman will never enter the Ji Family."
In the little courtyard Tao Tao had arranged.
Ji Min squatted miserably on a chair, a pile of cigarette butts on the ground.
Thirteen leaned silently beside the door, his arms folded.
Strangely, he hadn't mocked Ji Min this time. He even looked a little sympathetic.
As his incorrigibly snarky best friend, he could tell Ji Min seemed serious this time.
"Old man, I'm informing you, not asking your permission." Ji Min crushed his cigarette butt, as though he had made some decision. "If you won't let me marry her, I'll just die with her on the island."
"Are you threatening me?"
"It's not a threat. Anyway, if you don't send people to back me up, come fish me out of the sea. If you don't apologize then, my corpse won't even float up. I'll worry you to death."
Ji Min raised his head and declared smugly, "This woman is different."
"How is she different?"
"Bigger tits." Ji Min looked perfectly serious. "It's been ages since I met a woman who got me hard at first sight."
"Are you a fucking horny poodle? Can't you think