Faced with Roman's earnest question, Lu Mi patted his shoulder. "Comments like that are better left unread."
Now, in his eyes, Roman was just a big, clueless lug who had yet to discover romance. He only hoped those viewers wouldn't say anything strange and corrupt the kid.
"Oh, my darling Lu Mi!"
At the familiar shout, Lu Mi instinctively dodged sideways, leaving Cheng Cheng lunging at empty air.
Good. It had become a conditioned reflex.
Cheng Cheng looked utterly aggrieved. "Why are you dodging me? Have you really stopped loving me? What did all our vows and romantic nights mean to you? And what about our forty-six hungry children back home..."
Seeing his pitiful expression, Lu Mi got into the spirit too. "Orange, all good things must come to an end. You need to understand that this relationship was only a brief interlude in our lives!"
Cheng Cheng picked it up instantly. "No, I don't believe someone as afraid of loneliness as you would suddenly break up with me! Tell me, that day when I waited desperately outside your building in the pouring rain, were you holding another woman in your arms?"
He grew more worked up as he spoke, as though he really had been abandoned. Huge tears rolled down his face, and paired with his sobbing voice, they made it hard not to pity him.
Lu Mi was dying of laughter inside, but suddenly felt several burning gazes on his back.
He turned around. At some point, a crowd had gathered around them. Every pair of eyes was filled with shock.
Cheng Cheng was still sobbing, and one of his die-hard fans had already started cursing. "Pah! You scumbag!"
Someone else was curious. "I'm more interested in knowing who's the top..."
Soon, the voices condemning Lu Mi dominated