When we came out of the restaurant...
My big brother and Second Sister were already out of their minds, shouting nonstop that they were going to become immortals.
Yi Yang and I finally managed to get them back to the hotel. Yi Yang left first, and then, unable to hold out any longer, I fell asleep right on my big brother Chang Banpo's bed.
It was definitely the most I had ever drunk in my life. Even Seventh Master's medicine had barely helped.
I slept straight through until noon the next day, when a scream jolted me awake.
The scream was so piercing that I almost thought I had fallen asleep in Bai Xiaoyu's room.
I bolted upright and found Chang Banpo staring at me in horror.
"Why are you sleeping in my bed?"
"Where are my pants?! Where the fuck did you take my pants off and put them?!"
"What did you do to me?!"
I hurried to explain. "No, Big Brother, you drank way too much last night, and then you said your gallbladder hurt. Then you threw up all over your pants, so I washed them for you. They're hanging by the dryer."
He rushed over and put his pants on, then stared at me in bewilderment. He had probably blacked out.
We had gone through ten five-hundred-milliliter bottles of baijiu last night, and he had drunk most of it.
The liquor alone had cost over ten thousand.
"Hey, why are you calling me Big Brother...?"
"Because... well... we became sworn siblings."
I helped jog his memory. "I said I wasn't worthy, and you said that if I refused, it meant I didn't respect your dignity as a snake. Then you insisted on making me your sworn brother, and you even swore an oath at the end...