Through the shaking footage and the severely limited visibility behind the blowing sand, the video revealed a terrifying conspiracy.
The Aliens clutched chunks of dirt from the ground, eating and chatting at the same time. One of the creatures said:
"What a delicious planet. Once we've exterminated all life on Earth, the whole world will be ours."
"That's right. We came all the way from 'millions of light-years away' and laid such a meticulous plan just to make the stupid creatures on Earth 'kill each other.' Baaahahaha!!!"
Another dirt-eating Alien let out a rippling laugh that sounded like a donkey braying.
The third Alien nodded repeatedly, speaking with muddy sludge like shit still in its mouth. "Our spaceships are so advanced that we blew up two human nuclear power stations, and they still didn't find out. They even thought Mutants did it. This 'plan' is really great!"
"Yeah, yeah. Once humans and Mutants start fighting and both sides are 'badly damaged,' we'll make our move. All we'll need to do is... Hehehe!" The fourth Alien wore a vicious grin as he crushed the clump of dirt in his hand, as though it represented Earth. "Earth's 'politicians' are all idiots. They want to use this chance to purge the 'lower classes.' That suits us perfectly."
The fifth Alien rubbed his hands excitedly, drool continuously streaming from his mouth. "The 'politicians under our control' are urging them to start the war. We're about to succeed!"
Whether there was a problem with the phone recording the video or something was off about the wind, much of the dialogue was unclear. Still, several key words came through very clearly.
To sum up the situation, the Aliens had blown up two nuclear power stations and were now throwing a party to celebrate—a dirt-eating party, no