The Deathstroke of the Marvel Universe
Chapter 3349

A Promise of Happiness

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This was a first-person camera view. The host never appeared on screen; only his voice could be heard, along with the microphone he extended into the frame.

The interview took place in the small plaza before the Daily Planet. The large copper globe on the newspaper building's roof was visible—the classic landmark.

"Hello, we're conducting a street survey. Would you be willing to move to Gotham?"

The host had stopped a young woman on the street for an interview. She was very overweight, and even while on camera, she kept pouring high-calorie drinks into her mouth.

After hearing the question, she first wore an expression that said, "Are you kidding me?" Then, after confirming that the host was serious, she rolled her eyes and answered:

"Why would I move to Gotham? So Joker can murder me? Bleep—!"

After delivering that fragrant little line, she shoved the microphone aside and hurried away. It was as though merely hearing the word Gotham had dirtied her ears; she had completely lost interest in answering any further questions.

Since this was a news program, the profanity had been censored, leaving only a bleep.

As the newly appointed mayor, Mr. Nakano loved this city deeply. Hearing someone curse Gotham made him frown slightly in displeasure.

But the projected footage kept playing. Soon, the camera switched to Star City, where a Black citizen participating in a protest became the second interviewee.

The host asked the same old question and held the microphone toward him. The Black man proactively snatched it away, pressing it to his lips like a rap singer.

"Man, you're hilarious, cracking jokes in broad daylight. Why don't you go home and ask your mom whether she loves Gotham's bleep—! Bleep—! Bleep."

Perhaps it really was a racial talent. The Black brother immediately launched

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