"Welcome, viewers, to today's Channel 52 special! I'm everyone's favorite host, Ambush Bug. Today, we're at the Hall of Justice on the edge of the Earth-0 universe, the base of Justice Incarnate, the famed pan-Parallel World hero organization. We'll be bringing you live coverage of the annual Flash Speed Race! Whew, the atmosphere here is so heated that I'm starting to sweat."
Ambush Bug sat at the commentary desk, chattering away with pre-race warm-up banter. Track and field events were relatively easy to commentate on, at least compared to sports like football and basketball.
"Our online platform is now open as well! Viewers, you can join our online chatroom and interact with me. After the race ends, ten lucky viewers will be randomly selected from the Livestream to receive exquisite calendars signed by Channel 52's superstar hosts! What are you waiting for?"
In the stands, surrounded by a whole crowd of speedsters, Su Ming rolled his eyes when he heard that. Channel 52's hosts?
Weren't they all mental patients and retired serial killers? Who would want that kind of calendar? Give your home address to a bunch of lunatics so they can mail it to you, then start counting down the days until you die once it arrives?
But there was never any shortage of people with a taste for the bizarre. Quite a few really did join the chatroom, and scrolling comments appeared on the massive screen above the stadium. Plenty of viewers outside the venue were watching the Livestream and asking all kinds of strange questions.
"Ah, I've noticed a viewer asking what kind of organization Justice Incarnate is, and what accomplishments they've had."
Ambush Bug pulled a pair of glasses from his pocket and put them on. Reading the scrolling comments on the screen, he selected one