Honkai: Star Rail — Cosmic Sword Immortal, Players Gone Wild
Chapter 299

Brother Yellow Pee was on oxygen-why on earth was this happening?

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A few minutes later.

[Don't Like Egg Yolk Pastries: The streamer has been sitting there motionless for five minutes. What's going on? Wasn't he supposed to be pulling?]

[Danxin Hengjiu: Just got here?]

[Don't Like Egg Yolk Pastries: Yeah.]

[Danxin Hengjiu: Because Brother Yellow Pee has burned himself out.]

[China Jerk-Off Fan: As agreed, Brother Yellow Pee was pulling for Little Fish. He was going for E6S5, but he underestimated how unlucky he was.]

[China Jerk-Off Fan: Before Brother Yellow Pee ended up like this, staring blankly and sitting frozen in front of the camera like a broken stone statue eroded by wind, sand, and the passage of time, he hit the full guarantee seven times in a row. In other words, it took him a full 1,260 pulls to get E6 Little Fish.]

[China Jerk-Off Fan: And what's even more impressive is that every character Brother Yellow Pee lost his 50/50 to along the way was Yanqing. His Yanqing is at max Eidolons too, with copies to spare. I think Brother Yellow Pee must absolutely adore Yanqing now.]

[Don't Like Egg Yolk Pastries: That's... that's way too terrifying, isn't it? Hearing you put it that way makes me feel like I'm actually pretty lucky usually... at least compared to Brother Yellow Pee...]

[So Handsome People Hit Me on the Street: So what did egg yolk pastries ever do to you?]

Another two minutes passed.

Only then did the light return to Brother Yellow Pee's eyes. He raised a hand to his head, looking exhausted.

Although pulling had only taken a little time, and moving his fingers wasn't tiring at all.

He still felt as though his mind had suffered a rape he had been powerless to resist.

He had actually quite liked Yanqing...

Letting out a deep breath, Brother

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