"Young friend, this is a weapon of unparalleled evil from ages past! It has been stained with the blood and tears of countless people throughout history. Its resentment floods the heavens, and its baleful aura pierces the skies."
"You're only in the sea of bitterness secret realm, your life thinner than paper. You can't possibly control it! Insist on keeping it, and it will turn on you. Your soul will scatter in an instant."
"Come, come, hand it over to this humble Daoist."
"Let me use my supreme Daoist arts to avert your calamity and dissolve this ancient malice!" The shameless Daoist's eyes burned with desire as he looked at the boy as though he were a peerless beauty.
His spittle nearly sprayed all over Ye Fan's face. He spouted high-minded excuses, but his hands never slowed, his greasy, plump hand darting like lightning toward the green copper fragment in Ye Fan's grasp.
"Fat bastard! Get the fuck off me!"
Pinned until he could barely breathe, Ye Fan rolled his eyes and inwardly cursed the shameless Daoist to get water stuck between his teeth, fall into pits while walking, encounter terrible fiends whenever he robbed a tomb, and run into death stars whenever he stole treasure! May someone knock him unconscious on a dark road someday and strip him bare, without leaving so much as his underwear!
Bang!
A dull thud rang out.
A delicate foot clad in a plain white boot patterned with clouds slammed into Duan De's ample backside with irresistible yet exquisitely precise force.
"Immeasurable fucking Heavenly Venerable! Who kicked this Daoist's immortal ass?" Duan De had no time to react. All he felt was an irresistible force surging through his backside.
Like an enormous ball kicked into the air, he soared with a shriek, traced a