The Transcendent-Dimensional Chat Group.
Little Flame Spirit Ji: "Are these ultimate forms of the armor that Heavenly Dao Boss listed? Goodness, aren't they way too expensive?!"
Kaisa the Old Bitch Must Die: "It costs one hundred thousand points just to exchange for one of them. How the hell am I supposed to afford this anytime soon?"
Sakazuki: "Heh, my ambition is a bit smaller. This armor bestowed upon me by Heavenly Dao Boss is already enough for me to sweep across the world, as long as my world doesn't have those damn things called pirates."
Maoshan Taoist: "Indeed, mine is also the Flame Dragon Armor, which is more than enough for me to suppress the sources of weirdness across the lands!"
Ninja World's Dancing King: "@Heavenly Dao, @Only Admin of This Group, I have already killed Black Zetsu. Thanks to the admin big sister for the spoilers, and even more thanks to Heavenly Dao Boss for bestowing the Wind Eagle Armor!"
Only Admin of This Group: "Stop messing around with all this phony nonsense. The red envelope feature has already been unlocked, so hurry up and send a red envelope first."
Everyone: "Right, send red envelopes!"
Ding, group member Ninja World's Dancing King sent a randomized red envelope!
Instantly, everyone frantically tapped their screens!
The Marvel Omniverse.
A flash of crimson blood surged before Lu Chen's eyes as a bloody eyeball materialized.
"Oh ho, a Sharingan, and a Mangekyo one at that."
Lu Chen pinched the Sharingan between his fingers and quickly analyzed its essence.
"Though it's total trash, I suppose it's better than nothing!"
With that, Lu Chen tossed the Sharingan straight into the Ming Realm Dimension.
Meanwhile, the members in the chat group were complaining about the red envelope Madara had sent.
Little Flame Spirit Ji: "@Ninja World's Dancing King, why on earth did you send an eyeball?! That's so creepy!"
Sacred Left-Wing Angel: "Pervert!"
Kaisa the Old Bitch Must Die: "Such a fucking heavy fetish, no wonder you got backstabbed!"
Sakazuki: "This eyeball probably isn't just an ordinary eyeball, right?"
Maoshan Taoist: "I don't know, so I'm asking: how do you use it?"
Only Admin of This Group: "6! What I grabbed was a Nine-Tomoe Sharingan!"
Ninja World's Dancing King: "@Only Admin of This Group, your luck's not bad. Now let me give you all a little science lesson. The eyeballs you grabbed are called Sharingan, divided into Three-Tomoe Sharingan, Six-Tomoe Sharingan, Nine-Tomoe Sharingan, Mangekyo, and the strongest Rinne Sharingan. You'll know their specific functions once you transplant them. Trust me, they're super badass!"
Little Flame Spirit Ji: "Tch, gross!"
Ninja World's Dancing King: "Piss off!"
Lu Chen ignored the group, entered the chat group Store, and began browsing.
After browsing for a long time, Lu Chen bought two magic cards from a certain high-tier magic card plane.
Nine-Star Pet Card: Iron-Eating Beast.
God-Tier Character Card: River God.
Lu Chen entered the Ming Realm Dimension and directly used both magic cards.
"Hum!"
The magic cards transformed into starlight that scattered across the air.
The first thing to appear before him was a roly-poly, black-and-white little panda!
"6!"
Lu Chen could only drop a lone 6.
A rip-off artist!
An absolute rip-off artist!
When he bought this Iron-Eating Beast magic card, the figure carved on the card was clearly an ancient demonic beast that towered to the heavens and devoured everything in existence. How come the one summoned now... was just a tiny bit different?!
Plump and roly-poly, it looked tiny and adorable...
"Master!"
At that moment, the little panda... bah, the Iron-Eating Beast, let out a tiny, milky voice that could melt anyone's heart.
Things being as they were, Lu Chen could only accept the fact that the chat group had scammed him.
"Master, Master!"
The Iron-Eating Beast rolled back and forth in front of Lu Chen, looking utterly adorable!
"Wow!!!"
Just then, Tushan Susu ran out and immediately spotted the Iron-Eating Beast rolling around on the grass.
"How cute!"
Tushan Susu picked up the Iron-Eating Beast, her lovely eyes transforming into a pair of little peach hearts.
"Heavenly Dao Big Brother, is this your pet?" Tushan Susu asked.
"Mhm, from now on, it'll be your playmate," Lu Chen said.
"Yay!"
"Off you go and play."
"Does it have a name?"
Lu Chen pondered for a moment and said, "It does. Let's call it Little Black!"
The Iron-Eating Beast froze, then began to struggle frantically in Tushan Susu's arms, evidently deeply dissatisfied with this name.
Lu Chen: "You can tell it's extremely satisfied with the name. Drag it away!"
"Okie-dokie!"
Tushan Susu carried the despairing Iron-Eating Beast away.
By this time, the River God character card had also manifested.
Seeing this, a gleam lit up in Lu Chen's eyes.
That was because the River God before him wasn't an ordinary river god-he was the River God from One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes!
Clad in a moon-white ancient robe, wearing a topknot, with squinted eyes, he looked thoroughly scummy and extremely punchable.
According to conventional tropes, squinting characters were always monsters!
The River God bowed slightly: "Greetings, Boss!"
Lu Chen nodded: "Mhm, from now on, you'll live in the Ming Realm."
"Yes, Boss. I'm very glad to be at your service. From now on, I will definitely stick to my post, strictly abide by my duties, and clock in and out on time. When you need me to work overtime, I won't even ask for overtime pay either, and I'll work without a single complaint!" the River God said with a beaming smile.
Lu Chen's mouth twitched. Seeing is believing indeed-the River God from One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes was truly punchable, even when pledging his loyalty.
"Mhm, with a good employee like you, I'm completely at ease. Go to work!" Lu Chen said.
"Yes, Boss."
With that, the River God went straight to work.
Immediately, changes occurred within the Ming Realm Dimension.
"Swish, splash!"
Waters of a great river descended from the heavens!
A winding, twisting great river appeared within the Ming Realm Dimension, its waves rising and falling, leading to unknown destinations.
According to the settings of One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes, the River God was a conceptual god. Despite usually looking all smiles and terribly punchable, his combat strength was actually exceptionally high!
The Milky Way!
The River of Time!
The River of the Myriad Heavens!
And so on!
Anything that had to do with a river fell under the River God's jurisdiction!
Brilliant divine light flashed in Lu Chen's pupils. Under careful perception, this River God actually possessed multiverse-level strength!
Furthermore, he discovered that there was a seal inside the River God's body, and it was precisely this seal that limited the River God to mere multiverse-level strength.
Lu Chen felt that if the seal were completely lifted, the River God's strength might very well reach the hyper-omniverse-level!
That was terrifying!
In the Marvel Omniverse, hyper-omniverse-level combat power was a rare sight.
And now, with the addition of the River God, the Ming Realm Dimension possessed a true high-tier combat powerhouse!
"Not bad, not bad. I've struck gold!"
Looking at the great river encircling the entire Ming Realm Dimension, Lu Chen smiled with satisfaction.