"Hand it over!"
Lynn ripped off Riddler's clothes and fired his palm cannon straight into Riddler's chest.
The tremendous impact sent Riddler flying like a kite with its string cut, slamming him hard into the floor.
Unexpectedly, the guy was still alive. He was harder to kill than a cockroach.
Lynn curled his lip. "Every fucking Gotham villain is like some kind of demon... even that didn't kill him."
He shook his head and pressed the button on the remote.
"Let's see if Joker dies."
The Spherical Enclosure opened, and Joker instantly went into free fall, plummeting toward the sulfuric acid pool below.
"Holy shit!"
Seeing the sulfuric acid pool beneath him, Joker hurriedly closed his eyes.
Riddler had built that pool specifically for Batman, but now Joker was the one falling into it.
Was he really going to die?
Joker felt himself falling and falling, but soon that weightless sensation stopped.
And there was no burning sensation from concentrated sulfuric acid, either.
What was going on?
Joker opened his eyes and saw a familiar face.
"OMG! Bats, I knew you'd come save me!"
The sight of that familiar face instantly filled Joker with a sense of security, and an excited grin spread across his face.
However-
"Shut up, Joker!"
Batman abruptly hurled Joker out of his arms and onto the floor, then clenched his fist and smashed it into his face.
"Ohohohoho! That's the feeling, Bats! Harder! A little lower! That's it! YES! YES!"
Batman hammered punch after punch into Joker's face.
As the blows rained down, an unnatural flush spread across Joker's pale face.
Watching this, Harley's mouth twitched, and she raised her middle finger.
"Shit! I told you Batman was the one he loved!"
"But why is Batman beating Joker to his knees?" Catwoman asked in confusion.
Looking at the pair of star-crossed lovers, Lynn curled his lip and said:
"Didn't someone leak photos of Batman selling his ass? This guy's definitely gay, just like Joker."
He adjusted the nonexistent glasses on his face, and a gleam of wisdom flashed in his eyes.
"So there's only one truth-Batman beat Joker to his knees because he's forcing him to go back and be his sex slave!"
Batman: ???
[Story mission "Robbery" complete] [Rewards obtained: EXP +100, Gotham reputation +50, affinity with all Bat Gang members +20, Lucky Dice, Master Key, Batman Character Card] [Lucky Dice: Roll a number with the dice to increase your luck] [Master Key: Can open any door, including God's back door] [NPC Harley Quinn's affinity has reached 100. Unlock special CG?]
Lynn looked at the blue notifications before him, feeling a little surprised.
"These Lucky Dice can actually improve my luck?"
He thought of an item with a random effect that he had obtained not long ago.
"If I maxed out my luck, what would happen if I used that item?
Would I meet Boss? Summon Brother Ji? Or summon Supergirl Kara with tits bigger than her head?"
And it wasn't just that item. The Batman Character Card was good stuff, too.
Lynn glanced at the Bat-Armor and Batman Standard Suit in his system inventory.
He had picked them all up through auto-loot the last time he disguised himself as Bruce Wayne and entered the Batcave.
With the Bat-Armor and Batman Character Card, who'd dare say our Bat Gang doesn't have a Batman now? he thought.
Of course, none of that was what intrigued Lynn most.
What intrigued him most was Harley Quinn's affinity.
If he remembered correctly, the previous missions had already raised Harley's affinity to 80.
Now the story mission reward had added another 20 affinity for every member of the Bat Gang.
That meant Harley's affinity should already be maxed out.
Now I can not only acquire Harley's skills, but also take the equipment she's wearing.
It's just that taking equipment is a little random. Who knows what I'll get?
With that thought, Lynn activated the feature.
The next instant, a pair of pink lace-trimmed panties appeared out of thin air in his hand.
Harley, who was nestled in his arms, noticed something strange and turned to look at Lynn beside her.
Her gaze settled on Lynn's hand. A flush spread across her fair face, and she asked in a soft, sweet voice:
"Why are my panties in your hand?"
Lynn: "..."
I'd really like to know why your panties are in my hand, too.
[Bat Gang membership has reached five. Secret Boss Mission unlocked] [Boss The Batman Who Laughs Hulk will soon arrive on the current map. Players must drive off The Batman Who Laughs Hulk within 24 hours] [Rewards: Calculated according to player performance in the boss mission. Maximum performance rating: SSS. The better the rating, the richer the rewards. Completing the mission as a team can increase the rating] [Note: Complete a special defeat CG, or complete the boss mission?]
"The Batman Who Laughs Hulk?" Lynn frowned.
If he remembered correctly, Hulk was the green giant from Marvel next door.
Could that guy do anything besides rage all day? Could he laugh maniacally, too?
Wait... laughing? Could it be Joker's laughing gas virus?
Lynn stared speechlessly at the mission panel before him.
Was Marvel fucking around, or was DC cheating?
"Puddin', I feel... a little hot!"
As he pondered this, Harley Quinn's weak voice reached his ear.
An unnatural flush, mixed with dark green, spread across Harley Quinn's fair face, and her two smooth, pale thighs kept trembling.
She looked incredibly weak, without an ounce of strength left in her body, and slumped limply against Lynn.
Seeing Harley like this, Lynn was utterly baffled.
What was happening?
Was this a side effect of reaching 100 affinity, or...
"Roar!"
A deep, beastlike roar interrupted Lynn's thoughts.
He
raised his head and looked ahead, only to discover that Harley had vanished without a trace.
All that remained was a green giant standing before him, his muscles bulging, his skin dark green, and a savage aura radiating from his body.
The Batman Who Laughs Hulk's mouth stretched all the way to his ears in a hideous, maniacal grin.
"Heeheehee... Iron Man? I never thought I'd see you again."
He tilted his head, and the hideous grin on his face grew even wider.
"Back in that war, you said that if we lost, we'd lose together.
Then we lost, but you weren't there. You lying piece of shit... now die at Hulk's hands!"
Almost instantly, The Batman Who Laughs Hulk's fist tore through the air like a cannonball, hurtling toward Lynn in his Iron Man Armor.
Bullet Time!
Lynn's pupils abruptly contracted, and the world before his eyes instantly slowed down.
Even The Batman Who Laughs Hulk's cannonball-like fist began inching forward as though someone had hit the slow-motion button.
Lynn quickly ducked, dodging the punch while raising his arm and firing his palm cannon at The Batman Who Laughs Hulk's head.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
The blasts slammed into The Batman Who Laughs Hulk, erupting in explosion after explosion and sending clouds of smoke billowing out.
But according to the law of "smoke means no damage," The Batman Who Laughs Hulk was completely unharmed.
"Hahaha!! You damned Iron Man! You lied to us! Captain, Spider-Man, Thor... they all died because of you!"
The Batman Who Laughs Hulk roared, the muscles in his legs suddenly driving down with such tremendous force that the entire airship lurched lower.
Then he became a blur of afterimages, tearing through the air with a piercing howl as he charged toward Lynn.
Rapidly growing vines wound around The Batman Who Laughs Hulk, but snapped against his bulging muscles.
As a sandbag-sized fist hurtled toward her, Catwoman extended the Adamantium Claws on her hands and charged at The Batman Who Laughs Hulk.
Bang!
One punch.
With just one punch, The Batman Who Laughs Hulk sent Catwoman flying into a corner like a dead dog, her fate unknown.
"Iron Man... that unwinnable war. We only fought it because you and Captain America told us we could win. Hahaha!"
The Batman Who Laughs Hulk clenched his fist and grinned hideously.
"But they all ended up in graves, while you ran away to this place..."