"You're from the Jashin Cult?" Deidara was surprised too.
"That's right. I'm the Prophet High Priest of the Jashin Cult. Where did you hear about us?"
Shinji started spinning his spiel again.
"Never mind who told me. Anyway, I've heard of you. Um... do you really offer double pay and holidays?"
After a moment's hesitation, Deidara asked anyway.
He was simply too curious!
He found it hard to imagine all those words coming out of Uchiha Itachi's mouth.
That proved this Jashin Cult really did have something going for it.
Shinji immediately repeated his sales pitch. "Of course! The Jashin Cult is recruiting Core Members. Whatever the Akatsuki pays you, I'll double it! And there are no monthly performance reviews. You won't have to run around scraping up money every day until you're dead on your feet. On top of that, you work eight to five, with weekends and holidays off. Transportation allowances, meal allowances, wedding and funeral benefits-everything maxed out! Plus Five Social Insurances and One Housing Fund, and commission!"
Deidara was dumbfounded. "What's Five Social Insurances and One Housing Fund?"
"None of that matters. What matters is whether you're interested in switching over to the Jashin Cult. We're desperate for talent, and we love ambitious people like you. You're welcome to join! Here, fill out this form and sign this contract."
Utterly bewildered, Deidara took the pen and contract. Before he even had a chance to read it, he was nearly talked into signing.
"Wait a minute! Why am I signing anything? Who said I was switching over to your side?!"
Deidara hurriedly tossed them away.
Shinji reached out and caught the contract. Those cost a hundred Cursed Soul Points apiece!
As for the pen, he let it go. It wasn't worth anything.
"What, you want another beating?"