One little Paimon, one big Paimon

[Yanfei: Why wasn't Qiqi affected?]

[Diluc: As expected of Childe, a Fatui Harbinger. He actually walked out of there conscious.]

[La Signora: Hmph. How embarrassing. He couldn't even walk straight.]

[Tartaglia: @La Signora, try it yourself. Countless zombies and ghosts lunged at me, and then some bald guy suddenly popped out and scared the life out of me. And I couldn't kill him or drive him off.]

[Jean: ...]

[Kamisato Ayaka: ...]

Qiqi stood at the entrance. "Qiqi doesn't know. Qiqi is a zombie too, so those monsters didn't come after Qiqi. Besides, I'm not afraid of them at all."

She looked at the livestream. "If Qiqi drags these unconscious people out, is there... a reward?"

"Once you drag everyone out, this livestream will end. Your reward will be two cases of Coconut Milk."

[Xingqiu: ???]

[Kamisato Ayato: ???]

[Ningguang: ??? We can even negotiate?]

"Compensation for special circumstances."

As soon as Qiqi heard there was Coconut Milk, she immediately went back into the Haunted Mine to drag people out.

Two cases of Coconut Milk were worth rather little as compensation, but there was no need to haggle.

The Haunted Mine really was terrifying. Nobody wanted to go in voluntarily.

But to little Qiqi, this was a reward, and she ran inside happily.

[Ningguang: This mysterious livestream room knows exactly what we want, our deepest desires and needs. Just who is behind it?]

[Zhongli: There is no way to investigate or understand.]

[Venti: As long as it's fun and there are rewards, that's enough. If I get an answer right, does that mean I can have an endless supply of wine?]

[Paimon: You tone-deaf bard, all you think about is drinking.]

[Lumine: You little Paimon, all you think about is eating.]

The story in the livestream continued.

Yoimiya said, "That's a relief. I should head back. The Naganohara Fireworks show is just around the corner."

Paimon asked, "Is it an event your family holds?"

Yoimiya said, "It just uses our name. It's a really famous event in Inazuma. If you're free, come along! The fireworks are gorgeous."

The regular livestream's chat exploded.

"The fireworks show is Inazuma's most famous event."

"I really miss it!"

"I'm in another nation right now. I miss the fireworks show back home, watching the fireworks with my whole family."

Yoimiya took Paimon and Lumine to meet her dad.

In the story, Yoimiya's dad was hard of hearing.

[Yoimiya: Ever since my dad drank that potion, he can hear everything now.]

Yoimiya said, "Dad, I said ore materials!"

Naganohara Ryuunosuke said, "Oh, ore materials! They haven't arrived yet. I didn't quite catch the reason. Yoimiya, go ask about it."

Yoimiya said, "The materials haven't arrived, and the fireworks show is right around the corner. I'll have to figure something out."

??? said, "Um, Yoimiya, are you back?"

Yoimiya said, "Whoa, don't scare me like that! Didn't I tell you not to speak up whenever you feel like it?"

"Ding-livestream quiz! Who was the person who suddenly spoke?"

"1: A member of the Naganohara family, Yoimiya's older male cousin."

"2: A delivery person."

"3: Someone being smuggled out."

"4: An injured member of the Resistance."

"5: A sick person being cared for."

"The regular livestream will randomly select 100 people to answer. A correct answer earns 50,000 Mora. Anyone who answers incorrectly must perform five knee slides in their city, hugging someone's legs and calling them Daddy."

"Three people in the Elite Livestream Room may buzz in. Yoimiya cannot be selected."

[Yoimiya: Why? I don't know the answer either.]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Because this is your story, Yoimiya. Now all of Teyvat knows the lovely, kindhearted Miss Yoimiya.]

[Yanfei: @Miss Kamisato Ayaka, could you help us analyze it? You seem pretty close to Yoimiya.]

Yoimiya couldn't reveal anything herself. Her messages wouldn't go through, and she would also be punished.

[Kamisato Ayaka: Actually, Thoma is quite close to Yoimiya, but right now he's... As far as I know, Yoimiya doesn't have an older male cousin. Given her personality, 2, 3, 4, and 5 are all possible.]

[Sangonomiya Kokomi: Everyone here is a friend, so let me help rule out one answer. There shouldn't be any wounded Resistance members inside Inazuma City. We have secret bases, but none could be inside the city.]

[Kujou Sara: With the Tenryou Commission here, we wouldn't let your people enter anyway.]

[Kamisato Ayato: Since everyone is being so friendly, I'll offer my analysis too. There are fireworks products all over the Naganohara home, making it unsuitable for a sick person to stay in. Yoimiya has helped sick people before, but she always asked Thoma to bring them to our Yashiro Commission.]

[Kujou Sara: The Tenryou Commission has taken people in twice as well.]

[Ganyu: Everyone in Inazuma is very kind and devoted to their duties.]

[Arataki Itto: Of course! Even though I'm the greatest in the world, I always lend the weak a hand. Yoimiya and I are really close.]

[Kuki Shinobu: That's because you keep losing to Yoimiya. You've even talked in your sleep several times about beating her next time.]

[Lisa: Judging by the circumstances, whoever buzzes in this time will get the reward.]

[Keqing: Fair competition. It comes down to speed.]

[Paimon: Wait, haven't we only ruled out three options? How do you already know the answer?]

[Xingqiu: Little Paimon, are you the only one who doesn't know?]

[Arataki Itto: I don't know either!]

[Amber: One little Paimon, one big Paimon! If it were a guest or someone making a delivery, Yoimiya wouldn't have used that tone. As long as you watch carefully, every livestream story rules out one or two options.]

"Countdown: three, two, one! Buzz in now!"