Practice Dual Cultivation with Me

"Hehehe..."

Tiny Waist's giggles rang out.

She seemed to have stumbled upon the funniest thing in the world.

The person who appeared behind the fat fairy aunt was none other than Tiny Waist, who had looked after Lin Shisan on Jade Maiden Peak.

Lin Shisan's face was crimson.

For an innocent young virgin, the first great event of his life had actually unfolded like this.

And someone had caught him right in the act.

"Quite a thrill, huh? Dark boy, now you can die without regrets."

Tiny Waist looked utterly unruffled.

She showed no intention of helping.

With her hands on her slender waist, she stood there studying Lin Shisan, who wished the ground would swallow him.

"Stop laughing! I'm about to be crushed to death!"

Lin Shisan felt like crying.

He was still pinned to the ground, his hands and feet bound tight.

"Hehehe..."

Seeing Lin Shisan panting beneath the weight, Tiny Waist not only failed to rescue him,

she actually smiled radiantly and bent down to inspect his trousers, without a trace of a young girl's shyness.

"She didn't get her way?"

Tiny Waist kept teasing him. "If I'd known she hadn't managed it, I'd have come a little later. What a shame. I didn't get to see anything."

Lin Shisan could only appeal wordlessly to the heavens.

Did you come to rescue me or laugh at me?

He was about to be crushed to death, yet she was still going on about whether the woman had gotten her way, still thinking about watching a good show.

"Agree to one condition, and I can save you."

Tiny Waist crouched down.

She reached out with her right hand, gently stroked Lin Shisan's chin, and even inspected his teeth.

What was wrong with her? Was she buying an ox or a horse, checking his teeth like that?

"Senior Sister Mu, tell me. As long as it's something I can do, I'll agree."

Lin Shisan spoke.

Under someone else's eaves, how could he refuse to bow his head?

In a situation like this, what right did he have to argue?

"My condition is very simple. You definitely won't have any trouble with it."

Tiny Waist dropped her giggling manner and turned completely serious.

"Dark boy, just agree to practice dual cultivation with me, and I'll save you from the tiger's jaws."

"Dual cultivation?"

Lin Shisan's head rang with a stunned buzz.

He even saw clusters of little stars before his eyes.

What kind of demand was dual cultivation? It really was simple-just a matter of closing his eyes and opening them again.

But... but why would she want that?

Was she teasing him again?

"You're unwilling?"

Tiny Waist gave a cold snort.

With a thud, she planted her foot on Lin Shisan's chest.

"Dark boy, since you're unwilling, I won't force you. But you'd better prepare to have four or five enormous fatties take turns with you."

With that, Tiny Waist turned to leave.

"Hey..."

Helpless, Lin Shisan could only compromise.

Rather than have four or five enormous fatties take turns with him, he would much rather practice dual cultivation with Tiny Waist.

Setting aside the question of cultivating alone or through Dual Cultivation, Tiny Waist was certainly very pretty.

Tiny Waist, long legs, lovely features, and a pair of eyes that could speak,

delicate without being seductive, cool without being aloof, like the fragrance of orchids, as fresh as a first meeting.

She was a true jade-like beauty.

Back in his mountain village, Lin Shisan probably would not have dared dream of such a thing.

"Senior Sister Mu, as long as... as long as you get me out of here, I... I'll agree to practice dual cultivation with you..."

Lin Shisan lowered his head bashfully.

Dual cultivation it was, then. There had to be a first time for everything.

Had Tiny Waist not appeared in time, the fat fairy aunt would already have stolen his first time.

"Hehehe..."

The solemn-faced Tiny Waist turned back around.

She planted her right foot hard on the right side of Lin Shisan's face.

"You agree to practice dual cultivation with me? And you're acting reluctant about it? Dreaming of getting yourself a wife? What are you thinking, you little dark brat?"

Even as she spoke, Tiny Waist kicked the fat fairy aunt aside.

Then she kicked Lin Shisan upright.

Turning her right hand, she drew a dagger and cut through the ropes binding his hands and feet.

"Ah... Senior Sister..."

"If you don't want them taking turns with you, run!"

While Lin Shisan's heart was still pounding wildly, Tiny Waist grabbed him and broke into a run.

The second fat fairy aunt, who had been waiting impatiently in the inner room, was already rushing over for a taste.

"Stop... Someone... Get over here... Bang!"

The second fat fairy aunt's words cut off halfway as she fell flat.

Tiny Waist had kicked her to the ground.

Stepping on her chest, Tiny Waist and Lin Shisan leaped away.

By the time the three enormous fatties in the inner room noticed, Lin Shisan and Tiny Waist had already fled the courtyard.

"Huff, huff..."

Lin Shisan was pale and gasping for breath.

After an hour of frantic running, they finally shook off the five fat fairy aunts.

Then his face turned as red as an apple.

Tiny Waist was still gripping his right hand tightly and had yet to let go.

"S-sorry for the impropriety, Senior Sister Mu."

Lin Shisan tried to pull his hand free.

But Tiny Waist held it in a death grip.

It was stuck fast.

"Dark boy, are you trying to wriggle out of your promise?"

Tiny Waist turned serious again. "If you dare deceive me, I'll hunt you to the ends of the earth and castrate you."

"N-no, I wouldn't."

Lin Shisan's heart clenched as he stammered out his answer.

His hands, however, instinctively moved to cover his family jewels.

Sure enough, all the female disciples of Jade Maiden Peak were witches,

the languid older beauty, the ice-sculpture beauty, the Cat-Raising Fairy, and this little jade-like beauty too.

"You'd better not."

Tiny Waist released Lin Shisan's right hand.

Then she said bashfully, "Let's make this clear beforehand. I'm not some loose woman. If you want to practice dual cultivation with me, we have to get married first."

"Yes, yes, of course."

Lin Shisan scratched his head foolishly. "Once I return to the Azure Cloud Lineage and pay my respects to my father, we'll get married and practice dual cultivation."

"You're still going back to the Azure Cloud Lineage? Think it through. Once you go back, this chance will be gone."

"Yes. My father's memorial tablet is still in the Azure Cloud Lineage. No matter what, I can't abandon him."

Tiny Waist's large, dark eyes shimmered.

"I wouldn't have guessed you were so determined, dark boy. You're worthy of being the little man I, Mu Ling, have chosen."

She studied Lin Shisan with keen interest, thinking, Practicing dual cultivation with this dark boy

wouldn't be out of the question.

After chatting a little longer, Tiny Waist escorted Lin Shisan beyond the Snow Mountain's boundaries and even produced a map showing the way back to the Azure Cloud Mountains.

"Hey, dark boy..."

Lin Shisan had already walked several yards away when Tiny Waist called him back.

Those eyes of hers seemed ready to speak again, making his heart itch.

He grew awkwardly bashful once more.

"Senior Sister Mu, don't worry. I, Lin Shisan, keep my word. I definitely won't go back on a promise."

"Once I've paid my respects to my father and informed my ancestors, I'll come back and marry you. Then we can practice dual cultivation."

"You dark brat..."

Tiny Waist rolled her eyes and chided him coquettishly. "Come back and marry me? You can't even enter the Snow Mountain. How are you going to marry me?" "I..."

"I..."

Lin Shisan froze.

She was right.

As a Servant Disciple, he could not even enter the Snow Mountain without an assignment, so how could he possibly come back and marry Tiny Waist?

"So adorably stupid."

Tiny Waist murmured to herself.

She held out her right hand.

A delicate little paper boat appeared in her palm.

In the blink of an eye, the little paper boat became a real boat the size of her hand.

It swelled in the wind, finally growing into a large vessel that looked almost exactly like the Cloud-Shuttle Boat they had arrived in.

"A Cloud-Shuttle Boat? How do you have a Cloud-Shuttle Boat?"

Lin Shisan was stunned to the point of shock.

A Cloud-Shuttle Boat.

How could Mu Ling, a mere Servant Disciple, possibly own a Cloud-Shuttle Boat when even the stewards of the Azure Cloud Lineage rarely had one?

"What are you thinking, dark boy? This isn't a Cloud-Shuttle Boat. It just looks a little like one. If you don't get aboard, they'll be taking turns with you again."

"Ah... I'm coming... coming..."

Lin Shisan hurriedly scrambled and clambered aboard the Cloud-Shuttle Boat.

Not far away, five figures like little mountains were closing in at tremendous speed.

Those five enormous fatties eager for a taste had caught up again.