"Come, let me show you my luxury bathtub. It's wonderfully comfortable." Looking thoroughly pleased with himself, Tu Qianqiu headed upstairs. Xifang Kongming had not wanted to go, but Xifang Biluo Yu did, so the whole group went upstairs.
When they saw the luxurious bathroom, Xifang Kongming and his companions froze for a moment too. "What... what is this?"
"A bathroom. What we call a privy. This is a toilet. You squat on it to shit or piss, then flush it with water when you're done. Convenient and clean.
"This is a washbasin, and this is a faucet. Turn it one way and water comes out; turn it back and it stops.
"And this is called a bathroom heater. You don't have to fear the cold when bathing in winter.
"Now this is the luxury bathtub. Look, the water shoots out all over the place. When it hits your body, it gives you a massage. Wonderfully comfortable.
"All right, all right, out you go. I need to enjoy myself first." Tu Qianqiu started shooing them out.
"Why does your privy smell nice?" Xifang Biluo Yu asked.
"You don't even know about incense? Some young genius you are." And just like that, Xifang Biluo Yu was mocked again.
"Father, I want all of these," Xifang Biluo Yu said.
"Your father's so poor he'll soon be begging. Can he afford them? These are all rare goods," Tu Qianqiu said.
"Tang Wen, these are yours too, aren't they?" Xifang Kongming asked.
"Yes, yes. They were shipped back from the Mysterious Nether Domain too," Tang Wen said.
"I'll take one. Whatever it costs, I'll pay you right now." Xifang Kongming was furious.
"This isn't expensive, actually. I'll have someone fit out a bathroom for you. Just two hundred high-grade spirit stones," Tang Wen said.
"I'll