Lin Xiuqing crouched on the floor wringing out a towel. She glanced up from below, and the sight of him standing so proudly at attention made even her ears turn red.
Although they had been married for years, the village had had no electricity in the earlier years. They had always done it in the dark, without even lighting a candle. When had she ever seen it so clearly in such bright light?
"Come on, stop dawdling. The water will get cold, and I'll catch a cold..."
"Don't be shy. We're an old married couple..."
"Don't just wash the back. Scrub the front too..."
"Don't just go through the motions. Be thorough..."
"Wipe the crevices too..."
"And the two underneath..."
"Yes... just like that..."
Ye Yaodong grinned so widely that his mouth almost reached the back of his head. This was excellent service today. His arms could go on hurting for another ten days or half a month!
"Honey, how about doing me another favor?"
"Don't push your luck!"
"Wouldn't it just be a little extra while you're at it?"
Lin Xiuqing ignored him. After finishing the most troublesome part of washing him, she told him to put his feet in the basin, but...
"Can you put your feet together?"
"No. Have you ever seen a man sit with his legs together? I'm not a woman. Men sit with their legs spread."
"But you're washing your feet!"
"And my feet are in the basin! Nothing wrong with that. Just wash them and don't sneak looks at me."
"You think I want to look?"
"You never know."
Lin Xiuqing was speechless with anger. He was utterly shameless.
She turned straight to the wardrobe, took out his shorts, and moved to put them on him.
"What's the hurry? My feet are still