People had three urgent needs.
The urgent need to pee, poop, or fart-just like luck, once it came, there was no stopping it.
Ye Yaodong had only blushed for an instant when he was first discovered. Once he recovered, he thick-skinnedly pretended he had heard nothing. The first thing he did upon climbing out of the water was strip off his wet clothes and trousers, checking along the way whether any poop had stuck to him.
Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a school of little fish swimming over, scrambling for his poop...
"Fuck, Dongzi, you're fertilizing the sea now."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk-even the fish are fighting over it!"
"Ugh, I can't eat fish tonight."
"Don't worry. Trawling was a bust today. There aren't any fish anyway."
Ye Yaodong rolled his eyes. "Aren't the vegetables everyone eats watered with that stuff too? Cast a net now and you can still catch it while it's warm."
"Fuck, keep it for yourself!" Xiao Xiao's expression was hard to describe.
"You lot kept chattering away so excitedly, I thought you regretted not getting a taste."
"Get lost. Aren't you going to pick at your ass and check whether you wiped it clean?"
"So you usually pick at yours?"
Xiao Xiao rolled his eyes. "If you don't pick at it, do you lick it?"
"You lick yours first and show me how."
"Can you two be any more disgusting? First picking, then licking-you're actually discussing this. Dongzi, your ass is pretty white. Whiter than your face used to be. Your body's gotten a bit tanned, so how come your ass hasn't changed?"
"Exactly. It's whiter than a steamed bun. It even reflects the sunlight."
"What, are your asses darker than your faces? My ass hasn't been out in the sun."