Ye Yaodong felt as though a flock of crows had just flown over his head.
They were grown men, and they were still talking about ending friendships. How childish!
"All right, now you two have each other for company. Stay here and recover for a bit. A-Guang and I are leaving."
A-Guang looked at the pair with a grin too. "Then stay squatting there and catch your breath. Head back once you've recovered. Dongzi and I will go first. Xiao Xiao still has a bicycle here, so you two can ride that back later."
With those two idiots conveniently lumped together, the other two hurried off, free of their burdens.
"Don't..."
"No way. I'm not giving him a ride!"
"Suit yourselves!"
"I'm fine now! It doesn't hurt that much anymore..." Clutching his crotch, A-Zheng hurried after Ye Yaodong.
Ye Yaodong looked at him in exasperation. "You still want me to carry you? I seriously suspect you hurt yourself on purpose! You just want to slack off and avoid doing any work."
"You were the one who told me to be smart and jump onto their bikes!"
"Piss off. After that, I told you to come back into town and pick me up!"
"I don't care. You told me to jump onto their bikes, and now my balls hurt. Just tell me whether you're taking responsibility!"
A-Zheng acted like a pig terrified of boiling water, leaving him rather helpless.
Ye Yaodong shook his head at him, speechless. "Get on."
"Okay, okay, great!"
"Fuck, wait for me! What if I run into robbers all by myself?"
Seeing everyone leaving, Xiao Xiao grew anxious too.
"Wouldn't that be perfect? You can bring up the rear..."
Despite saying that, they all waited there without leaving.
"Are you all right? If not, shall we go