Livestreaming Heaven's Secrets
Chapter 10

Help Your Wife Predict the College Entrance Exam Questions

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"Lofty Mountains Inspire Reverence."

Xiao Yu said those four words.

But Qi Zihong looked utterly baffled.

"Master, I don't understand?"

He wasn't the only one. None of the viewers understood either.

"Don't understand +1."

"Maybe the master suddenly felt playful and decided to speak in riddles..."

Lord Purple: "Master Xiao must mean that piece of calligraphy hanging behind Mr. Qi in his office! Does it have something to do with your business?"

Those words brought sudden enlightenment!

Qi Zihong froze for a moment, then lit up with delight!

"Yes, yes, I understand! I spent over two hundred thousand on this calligraphy. The boss I'm working with loves paintings and calligraphy too. If I give it to him, I'll definitely have a chance!"

"Thank you, Master! Thank you so much! Once I close the deal, I'll come back and send you rocket gifts! Hahaha! Master, I'm logging off now. Thanks again!"

"All right, I've finished the readings for today's three destined guests, so we'll leave it there..."

"Wait! Master Xiao, there's still one left! You only did two readings. There's another slot!"

"Exactly! My wife ran off without getting a reading. There's still one slot!"

"You above me, cut it out! I told you, she's my wife! If she doesn't want a reading, you should give it to me!"

"That doesn't count! Please, Master, give us another chance and draw separately for the third slot!"

"Master, give us a chance!"

"All right. Since you're all so insistent, I'll give you one extra chance. There's only one slot this time."

"Kisses for the handsome streamer!"

"What do you mean, handsome? Kisses, hubby!"

"Girl, you're shameless! Using your gender to get an advantage?! Master, don't be too strict about gender. Give me a chance!"

"..."

"Wahahaha! I won! Master, I won!"

"Connect your video!"

This time, a young woman with a ponytail appeared.

The moment she spoke, she left the entire livestream speechless.

"Hubby, help your wife predict the college entrance exam questions! I want to get into Yanjing University! Also, your wife isn't using a beauty filter, and I've taken off my makeup!"

Luckily, Xiao Yu hadn't been drinking water, or he would have spat it all out.

"Holy shit, is this the charm magic of modern girls? It's too powerful!"

"Girl, you don't look like you're eighteen yet! Are you calling him hubby to send the master straight to jail?"

"Hehe, I'm eighteen! I was only joking!"

The girl was extremely outgoing, without a trace of shyness. Even the way she had called him hubby had sounded perfectly natural.

"But I really do want you to predict the exam questions! I'm not joking about that!"

Some Livestream Viewers immediately started stirring things up.

"Hold on, that's not right. The master is in Magic City, and you're already calling him hubby. Shouldn't you switch to Magic City University? Why bother with Yanjing University?"

"Master, this girl is playing with your feelings and using you! Don't give her a reading!"

"LOL, calling him hubby has caused problems."

The girl blushed and said awkwardly, "Yanjing University is my first choice, and Demon City University is my second. Is that good enough?"

"Master, quick! Predict Demon City University for her! I'll look up the admission cutoff right now."

"Everyone, let's help the master find a girlfriend!"

"Master, don't be stupid! What's not to love about a wife who comes right to your door?"

Xiao Yu's face twitched slightly.

She actually wants me to predict the college entrance exam questions?

How did she even come up with that?

And you Livestream Viewers just love stirring up trouble.

"Miss, don't worry. You'll get into Yanjing University without any trouble. You don't need me to help you cheat."

"Wow, really? Thanks, hubby! Kisses!"

"Master, you fool!"

"There goes your wife!"

"She's such a pretty, adorable girl! Master, you took a huge loss here!"

"All right, all right, enough joking around. That's all for today. Come back at the usual time tomorrow."

With that, Xiao Yu ended the stream and made his escape.

The Livestream Viewers, however, were still enthusiastically discussing what had happened.

After ending the stream, Xiao Yu immediately began cultivating.

After a single night, he actually broke through again, reaching the Qi Refining Third Layer!

His speed was simply incredible.

It was even faster than that of ancient cultivators back when spiritual energy had been abundant.

"The Heavenly Mechanism Canon is just too powerful!"

He hadn't expected combining livestreaming with fortune-telling to produce such outrageous results!

At this rate, calling himself the greatest cultivator of all time wouldn't be much of an exaggeration-at least when it came to advancing from the first to the third layer of Qi Refining faster than anyone in history!

"Now I can start trying to make talismans!"

At the Qi Refining Third Layer, he could begin making spell talismans by inscribing spells onto talisman paper.

They were called "talismans" for short.

For now, however, he could only make two kinds.

Heart-clearing talismans and evil-repelling talismans.

He went out to buy supplies, but most places selling cinnabar and yellow talisman paper were peddling fraudulent fakes.

Xiao Yu spent six full hours searching, from morning until afternoon, without finding a single suitable shop!

It was already three in the afternoon. If he didn't head home soon, he would be late for his stream.

"I knew genuine Taoist priests wouldn't casually open shops selling talismans, but it's still a little disappointing."

Just as he was about to head home, Xiao Yu was suddenly struck by a brilliant idea!

"How did I forget Miss Zhao Yan!"

When he had told her fortune before, one of the scenes he had seen had been inside her home.

He immediately found a deserted spot and performed a divination with his fingers. Sure enough!

There really was a talisman in her home!

Unfortunately, that was all he could divine. He couldn't determine where the talisman had come from.

Not unless Xiao Yu could see the actual thing with his own eyes.

Luckily, they were in the same city.

At that thought, Xiao Yu hurriedly opened his Penguin Group.

It was his fan group, which already had over a hundred members.

"Miss Zhao, are you free right now?"

"Handsome Xiao! Since you're asking, I'll make time even if I'm busy! I'm still counting on you to find me a partner!"

"I need to visit your home. Would that be convenient?"

Xiao Yu stared at the words "Typing..." for a full ten minutes.

Clearly, she seemed very conflicted.

"All right. Where are you now? I'll pick you up."

He gave her his location, and fifteen minutes later, a Kodiaq appeared in front of him.

"Handsome Xiao, get in! I never expected you to look even more appealing in person than on your livestream!"

"When describing a handsome man, people generally use words like good-looking, dashing, or handsome. 'Appealing' only suggests my looks have disappointed you. My apologies."

Zhao Yan immediately burst into giggles, her whole body shaking with laughter.

"I didn't expect you to be so funny, either. But I meant what I said. Although you aren't particularly handsome..."

At that point, her gaze flickered slightly. She stopped and changed the subject.

With a teasing half-smile, she said, "Speaking of which, you're the first guy ever to sit in my passenger seat. By the way, why do you suddenly want to visit my home? Could it be that you're interested in little old me?"

As she spoke, she brushed aside her bangs with a flirtatious flourish.

Unfortunately, Xiao Yu seemed completely unmoved, leaving her inexplicably disappointed.

"To tell you the truth, it's actually because..."

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