Hearing of such "glorious achievements," the viewers flooded the chat with sweating emojis.
"A loving mother and a filial son!"
"Filial piety that brings the house down!"
"This guy really is a menace!"
"A question just occurred to me: how has this guy 'survived' this long without getting beaten to death?"
"Bro, I refuse to read the history of human evolution if you're not in it!"
"This kid's on a rampage! First he pooped in the bath, then he sprinkled chili powder in his mother's underwear! I'm guessing his dad was his next target!"
Xiao Yu glanced slightly to the side and dropped a bombshell. "Congratulations, viewer, you guessed right. One day that same year, his father's snoring annoyed him so much that, in a fit of anger, he aimed at his dad's mouth and peed... That time, he got beaten and fled to his grandmother's house, where he hid for three whole days."
That viewer sent a bewildered little yellow face emoji.
The other viewers were practically dying of laughter.
"Whoa!!!!"
"A master prophet!"
"I give up! This little bastard went completely berserk!"
"He defined what a brat was for me!"
Liang Jia stared at her boyfriend in horror, jumping sky-high in fright and putting plenty of distance between them.
"Stay away from me! I don't want you peeing in my mouth while I'm asleep one day!!!"
"Nonsense! I didn't!"
"You did it but won't own up to it! Get away from me! You're disgusting!"
Despite his denials, Xu Jie knew everything Xiao Yu had said was true.
Along with his anger, he felt his heart pounding with alarm.
He had started out firmly convinced that Xiao Yu was a fraud, but now he was beginning to waver, to hesitate, to panic.
Surely such private matters couldn't be found