After Yin Hai disconnected, the viewers still wanted more.
"Master Xiao helps assign jobs. I want to ask, can Master Xiao assign wives too?"
"Isn't that just reading marriage fate?"
"No, no, no, no, not marriage fate. Assigning wives! I'm ugly, poor, and short, with no education or job. I have nothing. My only income is a late-night food stall."
"I think I've figured something out. Could you be that legendary five-foot-tall flatbread seller?"
"Wu Dalang? No wonder you need one assigned, hahaha!"
"Aren't you making things difficult for Master Xiao??? That's going too far."
Seeing how pitiful this viewer sounded, Xiao Yu genuinely felt sorry for them. He performed a divination, then found himself torn between laughter and tears. "Miss, are you sure you want a wife assigned, not a husband? And you call living in a luxury villa being poor? You call an upscale restaurant a late-night food stall?"
"???"
"Holy shit, what did I just hear?"
"Wu Dalang turned into Madam Wu??"
"Sis, me, me, me! Your husband is right here!"
"Sis, let's talk privately. Short, ugly girls are exactly my type!!"
"Get lost. I'm signing up. No more pretending-I'm tall, rich, and handsome!! We'd make a perfect pair!"
"Your wife is right here. Let's be lesbians!"
Amid this cheerful, goofy atmosphere, Xiao Yu read their fortunes one by one.
Soon, it was Linghu Yan's turn.
Xia Mo said, "Let's welcome our next viewer, Linghu Yan."
A girl's face that looked about fifteen appeared on the video.
Beside her sat another girl with impatience written all over her face.
It was none other than her best friend, Yang Xuan!
"Hello, Master Xiao! I brought my best friend today. You have no idea how much effort it took to talk her into coming. You said she'd run into