Xia Mo covered her mouth, her shoulders shaking.
She thought Xiao Yu had far too twisted a sense of humor.
Actually, she understood why Xiao Yu had done this. If he had simply said something like, "I'm a fortune-teller. You'd better listen carefully to my orders and leave Mr. Huang alone," he would surely have been called a lunatic before the other man hung up on him.
So Master Xiao had chosen this approach: slap you across the face first, then have a proper talk.
But that slap had been far too vicious!
Hahahaha!
Xia Mo laughed so hard her stomach hurt and she couldn't straighten up.
Beside her, Xiao Yu remained unhurried. "Mr. Zhu Tao, I imagine you're now ready to have a proper conversation with me and take every word I'm about to say seriously?"
On the other end, Zhu Tao panted heavily. "Talk. I'm listening! Seriously-as seriously as you want me to!!!"
"Pfft... hahahaha!"
Xia Mo had only just managed to stifle her laughter, but hearing that, she lost control and burst out laughing again.
Zhu Tao snapped angrily, "Could you make that woman next to you shut up first??? What's so funny??"
Xiao Yu replied casually, "That's my coworker. She's watching a comedy livestream. I can't exactly gag her. Just ignore her. She isn't laughing at you. Really."
The livestream viewers went wild with laughter again...
"Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!"
"A comedy livestream?????"
"Master Xiao called his own stream a comedy livestream????"
"I can't take it! Mommy, save me! I'm going to be the first person to die laughing!"
"Is Master Xiao serious???"
"Self-roasts are the deadliest. When Master Xiao roasts himself, it kills!"
"Master Xiao, spare me! Don't kill me!! I don't want to die! I don't want you to make