"I'm terrible at this," Xiao Yu said modestly, though he was secretly pleased.
"Oh, that doesn't matter. I'm amazing! I'll carry you! Pick support!"
Although Xia Mo had bragged about how good she was, once the download finished and they entered the game, Xiao Yu smiled wryly at the Diamond rank on her account...
It looked like there really was no need to use his own account. Even if he did, they wouldn't be able to queue together.
But in a Diamond match like this, he could stomp noobs even playing support.
So he didn't refuse her request to play support.
They picked their characters and entered King's Canyon. At first, everything went fairly normally.
But Xia Mo was both bad and reckless. She picked jungle and insisted that Xiao Yu follow her the entire time. As a result, she went 0-3 right at the start. Xiao Yu didn't fare much better trying to save her, ending up 0-2 alongside her.
There was nothing he could do. This girl was impossible to carry.
He went into the jungle to farm, but the moment he started attacking monsters, not only did his teammates steal them, the top laner also got on voice chat and tore into him.
"Fuck you! Our jungler's an idiot, and you, the support, are even more brain-dead! No support item, but you buy a jungle knife to steal camps?"
"Fuck, you two disasters! You're this bad, and you still insist on sticking together! Fine, whatever, but now you're stealing resources too! I'm fucking speechless! You fed the enemy right from the start. How the hell are we supposed to play now?"
"Can't carry this. Can't fucking carry this. I'm a national-ranked top laner, and even I can't carry this. You're such fucking dead weight! Two fucking feeders!