A Lifetime Together sent Super Rocket ×1.
A Lifetime Together: "Master Xiao, this is just a small token of my appreciation. You're upholding justice and ridding the world of evil, so I'm contributing on behalf of the victims! With you on the case, that man won't escape punishment, no matter where he hides!"
Lord Purple sent Super Rocket ×1.
Lord Purple: "Count me in!"
White-Bearded Black Lion sent 666 ×100.
Xiao Yu Is My Husband sent Kisses ×100.
"Hubby, look at my username! I even changed it for you!! Catch that bad guy, and I'll send you some pictures in private!"
"Master, as long as you catch that scumbag, I'll send you a Rocket!"
"Me too! Fuck, what kind of bastard is he? Does trash like that even deserve to live?"
"This is what they mean by the long arm of the law! Heaven sees everything we do. Even if heaven won't act, we've still got Master Xiao!"
"From now on, I don't believe in spirits or fate. I only believe in Master Xiao. Master Xiao is my faith!"
"Master Xiao is awesome! He's already identified the security guard, and we'll have a photo soon. That scumbag will be caught in no time! Brothers, keep the chain going!!"
"Master Xiao is awesome!"
"Master Xiao is awesome!"
"Master Xiao, I love you! I want to have your babies!"
"Master Xiao is awesome!"
"What's that girl above doing? Stay in formation! Stop messing up the chain!"
Xiao Yu could feel everyone's excitement.
He was happy too.
Punishing evil and rewarding good earned him a great deal of merit.
Once the excitement had settled a little, he continued.
"Next up, Miss Zhao. Your turn. What would you like me to read today?"
Zhao Yan was as beautiful and captivating as ever.
The moment she appeared, the chat filled with "My wife's here" again.
As soon as Zhao Yan came on today, she smiled and winked flirtatiously at Xiao Yu, giggling as she said, "Handsome Xiao, I spent a long time seriously thinking about it yesterday. Highly capable, younger than me, earns at least as much as I do, and easy on the eyes-you meet every requirement! Today, I want you to tell me how I can make you my husband, Master Xiao."
"Wow!!!"
"Our queen just confessed!"
"I'm crying. Wifey, give the rest of us a chance!"
"Hubby, turn her down! You've already got a wife!"
"Yes, yes! Hubby, turn her down! You already have a wife-several wives! Turn her down, and your wife will give you a kiss!"
"Damn, I'm so jealous. I want kisses from girls too! Master, please take me as your disciple. I want to be a fortune-teller too!"
The corner of Xiao Yu's mouth twitched.
"Miss Zhao, don't mess around."
"I'm not messing around. I'm serious! Apart from 'loves me,' you really do meet all my requirements. And I'm confident I can make you fall for me. Master Xiao, give me a chance. I may be a little older, but I'm still a virgin! I've never been with anyone!"
"Is our queen actually serious?"
"A fortune-telling livestream has turned into a matchmaking livestream! I give up. Ladies, anyone looking for a date? Post your requirements!"
"Female, age twenty-three, monthly salary seven thousand. My dream is to become Master Xiao's wife or lover. Partner requirements: must be okay with being cheated on!"
"..."
"Girl, are you planning to cheat on your future boyfriend or on Master Xiao?"
"Cheating right in front of everyone, then crashing and burning on the spot! Hahahaha!"
"Uh, Master Xiao, my mistake. I take that back. Let me try again! My dream is to become Master Xiao's wife or lover. Partner requirements: female!"
"666!"
"You can tell this woman's trouble!"
"That's fucking ruthless. She even changed her sexual orientation just to please Master Xiao!"
Xiao Yu was getting a headache too. "Miss Zhao, I can't read that. I can't tell my own fortune. Hurry up and pick something else!"
"Tsk..."
Zhao Yan sounded a little disappointed. "Then there's not much else I want to know. Just read my career prospects!"
"Your Majesty, you still want to focus on your career? Aren't you afraid the master's income won't keep up?"
"The more you earn, the harder it'll be to find a boyfriend!"
Zhao Yan winked again and smiled. "No matter how much I make, I'll give it all to Handsome Xiao as tips. Then won't he still be earning more than me?"
"I'm so jealous of Master Xiao!"
"Jealous +1."
"He gets the woman and the money, and he still doesn't want her. Ah, Master Xiao, look our way!"
Xiao Yu smiled. "Miss Zhao, your career will soon hit a bottleneck, but with Miss Tang's help, you'll get through it together. Overall, you'll never have to worry about food or clothing. There'll be ups and downs, and you won't make a huge fortune, but you won't go bankrupt either. Are you satisfied with that outcome?"
Zhao Yan paused. "Looks like my career's nearly reached its limit. Still, if I'll never have to worry about food or clothing, I have nothing to complain about. I can start enjoying life and wait for my true love to appear."
"That's right, Miss Zhao. You don't need to push yourself as hard as before. It's a pretty good outcome. There's no need to work yourself to death or earn more money than you could spend in a lifetime."
"Handsome Xiao, won't you really give me some thought? I think I've already fallen for you! I'm serious! You've even been to my home and met my mother. We're clearly meant to cross paths!"
"Next!"
"Everyone, look! Master Xiao's blushing!"
"Your Majesty, I think you've got a chance! Master Xiao's panicking!"
"You vixen, keep your hands off my husband! Master Xiao is already taken!"
"Hubby, hold your ground, and you'll get to see nude photos! I'm prettier and younger than she is!"
Tang Xiaoxiao was the next to connect by video.
Judging by the background, she was already working somewhere new.
"Master Xiao! I'm now a sales manager at Beauty Like Jade Cosmetics Company, and Sister Zhao even paid me a month's salary in advance. Thank you! If it weren't for you, I'd already be dead, and I certainly wouldn't have this job!"
"Congratulations on changing your future, Miss Tang. What would you like me to read today?"
"I don't want any readings. I'm already very happy with my life now. I don't dare ask for too much. I'm afraid of losing it all again! If I had to ask for something, I'd like to have a meal with you alone. I'm in Magic City now, in the same city as you."
"Sure. A meal is a small thing. You have my word."
"Thank you, Master Xiao!"
Tang Xiaoxiao blushed, puckered her lips, and blew a kiss at the camera!
As soon as she finished, she disconnected.
"A sweet kiss from my wife Xiaoxiao! My bones have gone weak again!"
"Oh no, my phone screen's wet! It's covered in drool!"
"Are all you guys this sleazy? I'm nothing like you. My screen was wet before, but the moment Tang Xiaoxiao appeared, it dried right up."
"Pfft! Are you saying you were secretly kissing Master Xiao??? Girls are even dirtier than guys!"
The next people to request a reading were A Lifetime Together, Boss Qi (Qi Zihong), and his wife, Pang Juan.
The couple wanted nothing else read, only a name for their future child.
Xiao Yu calculated on his fingers and gave him the name "Qi Yunlin" straightaway.
The viewers knew from the name that the child would be a girl.
Pang Juan seemed a little disappointed. Having grown up in the countryside, she still had a slight preference for sons deep down.
Qi Zihong, on the other hand, looked very happy and was even comforting his wife.
By the time they ended the video call, his wife had come around too.
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