After Xiao Yu finished speaking, the Livestream Viewers calmed down.
Thinking it over, they all felt she was terribly pitiful. She wasn't the one who had done anything wrong, was she? So they stopped insulting her.
Wang Dandan kept her head lowered, tears falling one after another.
"Wang Dandan, your mother has stomach cancer. It can already be detected at this stage."
As Xiao Yu spoke, he took out another Heart-Clearing Talisman and waved it in front of the camera.
"This is called a Heart-Clearing Talisman. Its specific effects are to dispel evil, ward off illness, calm the mind, and improve concentration."
"It also helps with sleep. If carried over a long period, I wouldn't say it makes you immune to every illness, but it can at least effectively suppress disease. Just put it in a sachet and have your mother carry it every day. Even without surgery, her stomach cancer will gradually improve."
Xiao Yu's talismans were fundamentally different from all the so-called talismans and superstitious trinkets on the market, because he was an immortal cultivator.
Immortal cultivation was inherently about defying heaven and changing fate, attaining eternal life, and breaking the laws of science.
Under the effects of immortal spells, a mere illness was naturally no challenge. To others, it was something inconceivable.
However, because Xiao Yu's cultivation level was still very low, the effects were extremely limited and slow. The talisman had to be worn over a long period to exert its subtle influence. But there was no need to explain any of that, and no one would believe him even if he did.
"Of course, if you don't believe it can cure illnesses, you can just treat it as an ordinary superstitious charm. You don't need to believe in its effects. Get whatever treatment is needed and take whatever medicine is prescribed. Just have your mother carry it every day!"
Sun Luo: "Master, how much does this talisman cost? We'll buy it!"
"This talisman is only an imperfect one. Its effects last just a year or two, and they'll start weakening after the first year. I feel sorry for her mother, so I'm giving it to her for free. In fact, I already mailed it to your school before I started streaming today. A year is enough to cure early-stage stomach cancer, whether she has surgery or not."
Sun Luo bowed deeply, showing her utmost respect!
"Wang Dandan, did you hear that? Hurry up and thank the master, then get your ass home and take your mother to the hospital for an examination! Or are you unwilling to do even that much for her?"
"Thank you, Master. I'm sorry, Master. I'm sorry, Luoluo. I'll ask my mom to go to the hospital tomorrow! I'll never be so stupid again!"
"Master Xiao, I'll go with her tomorrow. Once the test results come back, I'll let everyone in the stream know!"
Xiao Yu's actions left the Livestream Viewers deeply moved!
"Master, I love you!! You're the kindest person in the whole world!!"
"Master, I love you too. I'm starting to think you might not like women. Why not consider me? We can hook up!"
"Agreed with the person above! How can people of different genders fall in love? Master, do you prefer topping or bottoming?? I'm really curious!!"
"Hubby, what's wrong, hubby? You're not really going to hook up with a guy, are you? What about all your wives?"
"Hook what up?"
"Up with whom?"
"Keep your hookups clean. Let's all be civilized!"
"..."
Every last Livestream Viewer was a real piece of work.
A Lifetime Together: "Master, you just said that was an imperfect one, so you must have proper ones too, right? Are they for sale? How much? I want nine: one each for me, my wife, my future daughter, my parents, my wife's parents, my grandfather, and my wife's grandfather!"
A Lifetime Together: "No, nine isn't enough. I have relatives and clients too. And if they only last a year or two, I'd need a few hundred to last a lifetime. Master, give me a hundred to start with. How much?"
Lord Purple: "I'd like to buy some too. How much are they?"
Xiao Yu said, "A hundred? You're getting way ahead of yourselves. I only have ten in total. I've given one away, and I'm keeping two for myself. The remaining three imperfect ones will only be given away, not sold. That leaves just four for sale!"
A Lifetime Together: "Master, sell them to me! Me! I want all of them, including the imperfect ones!"
Lord Purple: "Come on, big brother. I didn't even fight you for the Top Supporter spot. The master only has seven apart from the ones he's keeping, and you want to hog them all? Have you no shame? That's going too far!"
A Lifetime Together: "But even if I don't take one for myself, my wife, daughter, parents, and elders all need them! Please, sis, let me have them first. The master will definitely make more!"
Lord Purple: "No! You have to let me have three. I want one for my mother and one each for my grandparents!"
A Lifetime Together: "Sis, I'll give you the Top Supporter spot. Please, let me have them!"
Lord Purple: "No! I only want three. Don't be so greedy!"
Tang Xiaoxiao: "Watching you two fight, I hardly dare say anything, but I want one too! Master, Sister Zhao, Boss Qi, please let me have one!"
Tang Xiaoxiao sent a string of pleading emojis.
Lord Purple: "Xiaoxiao, stay out of this. I'll give you a raise. Don't you stir things up!"
A Lifetime Together: "Pretty Xiaoxiao, come work for me. If you can persuade the lovely Miss Zhao to give up, I'll pay you twenty thousand a month."
Lord Purple: "Boss Qi, what's that supposed to mean? You're trying to steal both my talismans and Xiaoxiao now??"
A Lifetime Together: "At this point, there's no other option. Sis, let's bid for them. Highest bidder wins!"
Lord Purple: "You bastard, so you're determined to fight me, huh? Fine, who's afraid of whom? I'm taking you on today!"
The other Livestream Viewers watched, utterly dumbfounded.
"Holy shit, when the gods fight, us mortals suffer. I fucking want a couple too."
"Me too! Master, you only have seven. That's nowhere near enough!"
"Hubby, please, spare me one! One Heart-Clearing Talisman, and your wife will fly over tonight and deliver herself to your doorstep. Satisfaction guaranteed!"
"Hubby, I want one too! I'll deliver myself to your doorstep too. Think how exciting it'll be with several wives serving you together!"
"Hubby, your wives don't even have talismans yet. How can you sell them to outsiders first?"
"You girls above are shameless. Trying to seduce him again!! I'm fucking reporting all three of you! Master Xiao-no, hubby-I look gorgeous in women's clothes. When I turn on the charm, all the girls can step aside. Trust me just this once and sell me a talisman!"
"Blech! You degenerates are shameless. Not one of you has any limits! Master Xiao, ignore them. By the way, I have a younger sister, a tender fifteen, sweet and cute and easy to get into bed!"
"Holy shit, where are the moderators? Kick out all those scumbags above! At this rate, the whole stream's going to get banned!"
Xiao Yu hadn't expected such a frenzy, or such fierce competition.
Boss Qi and Zhao Yan were practically at each other's throats.
The other Livestream Viewers were equally enthusiastic.
Even more unexpectedly, a third big spender appeared in the stream, eager to join the fun and stir up even more trouble.
Yi Shuihan gifted Super Rocket ×10
"How about doing me a little favor, everyone? I'll take all seven talismans. If you won't let me have them, don't blame me for abusing my authority and inviting all of you down to the station for a little chat."
"A third big spender has appeared in the stream!!"
"The number-three donor is here!! The Police Beauty was a secret mega-rich donor all along!"
"The Police Beauty is threatening us with a trip to the station. So scary! I'm backing off!"
Yi Shuihan: "Handsome, sell me those seven talismans, and I'll be your Top Supporter from now on. Nobody's taking that spot from me. My family's actually pretty poor. We're so poor, money's all we have left!"
"A rich, beautiful heiress makes her grand declaration!!"
"'So poor, money's all we have left.' Is that even something a human would say?"
"Make way for the princess!!"
"Mega-rich!"
"This world's gone mad! A stream with fewer than six hundred viewers has three big spenders who treat money like nothing. I'm crying!"
"You three rich folks, have mercy on the rest of us! We want talismans too!! We have families too! Boohoo, I'll cry right in front of you!"
Goddess Luo: "Oh my god, I never imagined so many people would fight over these talismans. Hubby, I love you! Mwah!"
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