After declining Hu Jiashu's kind offer, Xiao Yu took a taxi back to the shop.
Hu Feifei eagerly tagged along.
"Master, what did you say to my dad?"
"Nothing."
"Tell me!"
"You really want to know?"
"Yes, yes!"
"I told your dad you were in a lesbian relationship with a girl at school, and that he should discipline you more."
"What!!! How could you make things up about me! I never did that!"
"Hahahaha!"
"You're so mean! You're messing with me!"
Realizing Xiao Yu was joking, Hu Feifei rolled her eyes.
With nothing else to do and some time left before they arrived, Xiao Yu decided to browse Weibo.
Good grief. Perhaps because he had told three people's fortunes yesterday, the netizens were more enthusiastic than ever today, flooding his feed with comments!
Inspired by yesterday's "rooftop jumper," plenty of people had followed his example, claiming they would kill themselves, jump off buildings, slit their wrists, hang themselves, burn charcoal, and everything else...
Reading them gave Xiao Yu a headache.
Then he checked his follower count. Good lord, he already had two million followers.
That number was ridiculously inflated.
At this rate, he could probably call himself an internet celebrity with ten million followers within a month.
It was nothing like the Yanjing Live-Streaming Platform, where every account belonged to a real person, without any inflated numbers.
"Huh...?"
"Master, what's wrong?"
"This netizen asking for help... is your homeroom teacher, Lin Yuxi."
"Huh? Really? What a coincidence! What trouble is Ms. Lin in?"
Xiao Yu rubbed his chin. "Her problem isn't that big. She lent someone money and can't get it back. For your sake, I'll help her out while I'm at it. She's been pretty good to you at school, and she's a good, responsible teacher herself."
"Wow, I'm