"Hello, dear livestream viewers!"
"Hello, Master Xiao!"
"Hubby, I missed you!"
"One day apart feels like three hundred autumns!"
"The Return of My Youth!"
"Hydroxide Group, get ready!"
"OHHHH!"
"Today's happy hour is starting again!"
"Why aren't you streaming outside today, though? I think it's more fun outside!"
"+1"
"I want to see Master Xiao's pretty, adorable disciple! I don't want to see Mo Mo!"
"I'm tired of looking at her. The disciple is still prettier and cuter!"
"Exactly. Comparisons hurt."
Xia Mo looked exasperated and a little sulky.
Ever since Hu Feifei had appeared on camera, people had mocked Xia Mo every day, saying Hu Feifei completely outclassed her in both looks and figure.
What complete nonsense! With that flat chest of hers, how is my shapely, curvy figure any worse than hers?
Of course, she only dared think that. Saying it aloud would be far too embarrassing. Master Xiao was right beside her! He was Hu Feifei's master, after all.
I'm so envious! So jealous!
Xia Mo hurriedly skipped over the topic of whether she or Hu Feifei was prettier. "Now it's time for today's fortune-telling session. Viewers who need their fortunes told, please send Rockets!"
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!
The effects kept coming!
But this was already an everyday, minor spectacle in Xiao Yu's livestream.
Now, whenever Xiao Yu went live, he immediately received homepage promotion and the like. His stream's number-one ranking was unshakable, leaving the second-place stream who knew how far behind.
Whenever Xiao Yu came online, the other streams' viewer counts dropped sharply as everyone ran over to watch fortune-telling.
At some point, fortune-telling had actually become a major comedy entertainment program.
Watching this happen, the other streamers could only sigh helplessly and do their best to avoid that time slot.
They conceded defeat to