"Don't worry. You're not being cuckolded, and your girlfriend isn't your long-lost sister."
Xu Yan: "Woohoo, we're taking off! Guys, be jealous of me! Hahahahaha!"
"But you're about to become impotent."
After Xiao Yu finished speaking, Xu Yan replied with a long string of dots.
"..."
The comments exploded too.
"Hahahahaha!"
"Congratulations on earning your new title: 'Instant Laughter Stopper'!"
"Why are you laughing, Chancellor?"
"Look how happy he is!"
"Hahahaha, I'm losing it!"
"Bro, I'm falling apart!! Thumbs up for impotence! Joy turned to sorrow, huh!"
"LOL, reversal of the year! Impotence Man, I choose you! Nobody's fighting you for it today!"
"You win, you win. Sure enough, 'Mr. Impotent' gets today's fortune-telling spot all to himself. I'm convinced!"
"That's what you get for showing off! Still taking off now? Are you flying anymore???"
Xu Yan was in agony!
Anyone told they were about to become impotent would be in agony!
"Master Xiao, help! How am I about to become impotent when I'm perfectly fine??"
"Actually, you noticed the signs a long time ago. You just didn't dare admit it."
"Ah... what should I do, then??"
"Don't worry. I can treat it. Come to my shop when you have time."
"Okay, okay, thank you so much! Wait, Master Xiao, can I still have my fortune told today?"
"Yes."
"That's a relief! Master Xiao, I'd like to ask about some trouble I've been having at work lately..."
After finishing the fortune-telling and putting down his phone, Xiao Yu lay on his bed and chuckled to himself.
Now let's see who still dares make wild guesses about me! Treating impotence is a piece of cake.
As he thought, his eyelids grew a little heavy. Since he had nothing to do anyway, he decided he might as well take a nap.