"Whoa, what happened to this guy?"
"Is someone trying to kill him? Did he steal someone's wife??"
"He came on screaming for help. What's his deal?"
"My ears... damn!!"
Good grief.
The man let out a dreadful howl the instant he appeared, so loud that even Xiao Yu jumped.
"Jia Xu, male, thirty-three."
Xiao Yu said irritably, "Mr. Jia, can you speak normally? Who are you trying to scare to death?"
"Sorry, sorry..." Jia Xu looked utterly miserable. "My wife's gone crazy! That tigress is going to kill me! Master Xiao, help..."
Sure enough, he had barely finished when loud pounding came from the door, accompanied by a woman's hysterical roar. "Jia Xu, get your ass out here and accept your death!! Don't think asking Master Xiao for help will save you! I'm slaughtering you today!!!"
"This guy's something else... there's domestic violence going on, and he's still in the mood to watch a livestream. If he was watching to ask for help, was he really that sure he'd get picked today?"
"Way too carefree!"
"All I can say is, dude, impressive! You pissed your wife off this badly! She's already declared that even Master Xiao can't help, hahaha!"
"I don't know what happened, but I bet this guy did something absolutely outrageous."
"Is nobody going to comment on his face? Bro, those expressions are incredible. You're funnier than Director Kim. What a waste if you don't go into entertainment! I'm already laughing!"
"I just want to know what happened to make someone this furious!"
Still, it was a plea for help.
Xiao Yu hurriedly read his fortune.
Well.
The guy really had brought this on himself.
There were oddballs every year, but this year had an especially large crop!
Jia Xu had recently become particularly fond of prank videos.