"Guys, I have a wild theory... this dude's girlfriend is actually a female ghost!!"
"Makes sense!! Why else would he bring spirit money?"
"If you're brave enough, even a female ghost will need maternity leave?"
"Sadako is my girlfriend?"
"Hahahahahahaha!"
"I laughed my head off."
"Careful, you up there. Watch out, or Sadako might make you 'really laugh your head off'!"
"Is this a fucking horror livestream...?"
Bu Yun's girlfriend's parents had both already been laid to rest.
What else would he bring on a visit if not spirit money??
But Bu Yun himself had not caught on, and Xiao Yu's words, along with the viewers' teasing and jokes, had given him quite a fright.
"Master Xiao, my girlfriend is already dead??"
Xiao Yu did not know whether to laugh or cry!
"What nonsense are you talking about? I mean your girlfriend's family has already passed away. So there's no need to be so anxious and nervous. When you get there, bow three times and kowtow nine times, observe all the proper courtesies, and show your sincerity. That'll do."
Bu Yun finally understood. "Oh, oh! That's great! You scared me to death! Then everything's fine. Hehe, Master Xiao, thank you so much. Shall I disconnect now?"
"Wait."
Bu Yun's expression tightened.
Seriously?
Every time Master Xiao suddenly said "wait" and stopped someone, there was bound to be something more important!
At that thought, cold sweat immediately broke out on his forehead.
Am I going to die soon? Or do I have a terminal illness? Or is my girlfriend cheating on me??
Master Xiao, don't scare me!
"Wh-what is it? Master Xiao, do you have any other instructions?"
Xiao Yu smiled. "Don't get nervous just yet."
But to Bu Yun, his smile looked rather inscrutable, and rather meaningful.
Bu Yun's heart