Brooms, sticks, chairs, stools, tables, vases, thermos flasks... everything in sight became a handy weapon, raining down mercilessly on the utterly wicked Zhang Yifan.
Thinking of how smug and pleased with himself he had looked during the interview praising him earlier...
Even the police felt utterly sickened.
Was this man-no, this "man"-really still human?
He could go this far for fame, without even the slightest regret???
"Hit him! Beat the bastard to death! Give him everything you've got!"
"Holy shit, don't kill him! Go easy! Leave him breathing-we still have to take him back to the station!"
"Mr. Detective, thank you so much... huh? Where's Mr. Detective?"
"Oh! We caught the culprit, but the detective's disappeared! We really met a good man, a true master!"
"What detective? Wasn't that Master Xiao?"
"What Master Xiao?"
"What other Master Xiao could it be? There's only one Master Xiao in this world, isn't there? Unerring Celestial Master Xiao! The Celestial Master Xiao who 'uses swindling as a means and makes disaster relief and helping the people his main occupation'!!"
"That last bit was unnecessary. He's not a swindler, okay!"
"Swindler or not, we only caught this disgusting, hypocritical scumbag of an arsonist today thanks to him!"
The livestream chat was likewise erupting with cheers and excitement.
"Master Xiao is fucking awesome!!!!"
"Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! Just listening got my blood pumping!"
"Hahahahaha, a real-life Sherlock Holmes!"
"Sherlock Holmes fans are ecstatic!"
"Sherlock Holmes: I have a successor. I'm so pleased!"
"Come on, isn't Master Xiao a hundred times more awesome than any detective? Sherlock Holmes still has to make deductions. Master Xiao just counts on his fingers, and everything's clear!"
"Lmaooo, that's true! I actually have no comeback!"
"Conan: My lifelong nemesis has appeared!"
"I think the most satisfying part was Master Xiao's sarcastic