Sorry, I already have a girlfriend, and I don't have any "social engagements" that call for that!
Xiao Yu had wanted to say this, but in the end, he had been too shy to get the words out.
"Oh, please, I don't need that. Feifei, you're the one who wants a favor from me, aren't you? If you still won't tell me, then don't bother, because I'm going to take a nap."
"You hopelessly clueless man. You deserve to stay single forever!" she muttered discontentedly. "Master, I have something huge to tell you. Something really, really amazing! I meant to tell you ages ago, but I was busy studying, and then I forgot."
Despite her air of mystery, Xiao Yu still looked uninterested.
"Master, why aren't you asking me what it is?"
"Aren't you telling me already?"
"...You're so annoying. You have no sense of fun at all! Anyway, let me tell you, I ran into two century-old ghosts!"
Xiao Yu's listless eyes suddenly widened.
He even sat up straight in his recliner.
"Century-old ghosts? Two of them? Where?"
"Heehee, I knew you'd be interested! I'll have to start from the beginning. Two months ago, I was having dinner with my best friend. We were having barbecue that day..."
"Stop. Shut up. You don't need to go on. You're dragging this out too much. Who cares what you ate two months ago? I've already divined it. I know how it all happened."
"...Why do clueless men like you even exist in this world?! I hate clueless men! You'll die alone!"
Hu Feifei sat beside him, her little face taut with anger and her cheeks puffed out, looking as though she was declaring, I'm very unhappy, and I'm giving up.
She was particularly cute.
But to Xiao Yu, the emergence of