"Ohhhh, Master Xiao started streaming so early today!!"
"The Return of My Youth."
"Great, I won't have to watch the stream while eating today."
"Or watch while cooking and end up burning the food."
"Hahaha, I'm in class. I suddenly got the notification, and now I won't be dozing off!"
"Hubby's here! Wives, line up to welcome him! Welcome, hubby, come shower us with your favor!"
"Welcome, hubby!"
"Welcome, hubby!"
"I was just taking a shower when my wife told me Master Xiao was streaming. I stopped washing and ran straight out to watch."
"What's a shower? I was taking a dump and didn't even have time to wipe my ass before coming to watch!"
"Holy shit, that's gross, bro."
"That's nothing! I've still got half a turd hanging out."
"Ugh, where are the mods? Mute him, mute him! This guy's disgusting!"
Some people were clowning around and talking nonsense, while others chatted normally and teased one another. There were also people excitedly typing out long messages of thanks.
"Master Xiao, thank you for the Protective Jade you sent me earlier. I received it, and it worked great. I'm in the hospital, not the morgue, hahahahaha! The doctor said I was this close to being killed by that car! Five thousand yuan saved my life! Too bad the Protective Jade shattered! I wanted to thank you yesterday, but you weren't streaming. I've been holding it in all day."
"Holy shit, you're so lucky, person above! It saved your life right after you got it?"
"Yes, I think this was Master Xiao watching over me. The crash was really bad. Without the Protective Jade, I definitely would've died. Now they're probably going to pay me hundreds of thousands in compensation. The crash didn't kill me; instead, it practically handed me money.