Xia Mo said, "Master Xiao has already read fortunes for so many Livestream Viewers in a row. How about I sing and dance to liven things up next? Mo Mo just learned a new song!"
"No, Mo Mo, move aside. Beauties mean nothing. We want to watch Master Xiao tell fortunes!"
"Exactly! Four-legged toads might be hard to find, but aren't two-legged beauties everywhere? Master Xiao's fortune-telling is one of a kind in all heaven and earth. Out of the way!"
"Hahahaha!"
Xia Mo huffed sulkily. "You're really crushing my confidence! Hmph! Then let's welcome today's third drawing winner, the Livestream Viewer 'A Little Cutie.'"
The video connected, revealing an adorable young woman with a baby face. She looked underage, yet she was wearing a nurse's uniform. She was practically illegally cute.
"Hello, Master Xiao! Hehehe, I'm so happy!"
The young woman cheered and bounced with excitement.
"She lives up to her name. What a little cutie."
"That's not fair. This girl is too cute!"
"Allow me to formally introduce my wife!"
"Get lost! Why are you everywhere? You say that every time a girl shows up!"
"Insert smirk emoji here, hahaha."
"A baby-faced nurse. Just wondering if she's stacked?"
"I've turned dirty-minded!"
"Suspected innuendo, with evidence!"
"You're going too fast! Slow down, you dirty old pro!"
Xiao Yu said, "Zhang Meier, female, twenty-seven... Miss Zhang, what would you like a reading on?"
"This girl's twenty-seven? My god, she doesn't even look seventeen!"
"I'd believe it if someone said she was in middle school!"
"Unbelievable. The world really is full of wonders!"
"A grown-up little doll! I'm so jealous of her future boyfriend!"
Zhang Meier said, "Wow, you really are amazing, Master Xiao! How incredible. You knew my name straight away. I'd like a reading on my love life?"
Sure