"You're still saying that now? I'm about ready to give you a grandchild to hold!" Chu Ge said irritably. "When you were forcing me to go on blind dates, didn't you think I was grown up? Hiding this and that, making me guess everything-is that fun?"
Wu Xiuyun: "...Then let me see you bring me a grandchild to hold. You're a dog if you don't."
Chu Ge: "...Am I a pig or a dog? Give me a definite answer."
Beside him, Qiu Wuji casually turned her head away, pretending she hadn't seen anything.
Actually, she had been sneaking peeks the whole time. She hadn't expected the gossip she was enjoying to turn on her.
Who's having a baby for you to hold!
The two were sitting in Zhu Mengmeng's car. Zhu Mengmeng looked at them curiously in the rearview mirror. "Why haven't you said a word since getting in? Just playing with a phone there, like that clueless straight guy I dumped."
Qiu Wuji: "Mengmeng, you've offended someone again."
"I don't care. What happened this time made up my mind. Staying single all my life sounds pretty good. It doesn't matter who I offend." Zhu Mengmeng said, "Hey, are you two immortal cultivators? Teach me, would you? Then I'll head into the mountains, live among the clouds, and roam alone with a sword. Just thinking about it is so cool."
Qiu Wuji said earnestly, "Mengmeng, that kind of life is very boring. Don't ask me how I know."
Qiu Wuji handled chatting nonsense with the explosively curious Zhu Mengmeng, while Chu Ge kept his head down and continued using his phone.
"If you want a kid, what would you say if I told you the Azure Dragon was mine?"
Wu Xiuyun: "???"
Chu Ge's text looked utterly casual. "My esper