"Short-and-Small Ge and Qiu Qiu went out to bully people again."
"What happened, what happened? Tell us so we can have a laugh."
"They cosplayed as Qiu Wuji and a male disciple of the Cloudreach Sect and walked down the street holding hands. Someone filmed them again."
"Qiu Qiu cosplaying as Qiu Qiu? Huh, saying that feels kind of nostalgic. Wasn't Qiu Qiu cosplaying as Qiu Qiu when she first joined the group...?"
"She doesn't talk like she used to anymore. Back then, she'd drop a few classical expressions now and then and pretend she didn't understand what we were talking about, really committing to being a sect leader who'd stepped out of the book. Now she can't keep up the act. All day long, it's whimpers and cutesy noises..."
"Quit rambling and send the link. I want to see Qiu Qiu cosplaying as Qiu Qiu."
The group members had yet to realize the gravity of the situation and chatted away casually.
"...This is Short-and-Small Ge's reader group. There are clearly two people cosplaying, but you don't even mention him. Is that really okay?"
"Why would I look at Short-and-Small Ge? I might as well look in the mirror. At least then I'd see Daniel Wu."
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"Why would you see me in your mirror?"
"Get out of here. Short-and-Small Ge's updates have gotten shorter too. He used to post ten thousand words a day, and lately it's only six thousand. Look at him? He should count himself lucky we don't stab him."
"Yeah, didn't that start after he began dating Qiu Qiu? Women really are the greatest enemy of writing."
A few seconds later.
"Holy shit, holy shit?"
"Short-and-Small Ge is actually this handsome!"
"Aren't the patterns on those clothes a little different from an ordinary disciple's? Is he