"You ran into that wall yourself! How was it my... ow! I confess, I confess..."
"I just wrote it for the readers to have a laugh! How was I supposed to know a mighty Tribulation Transcendence Cultivator would actually be stupid enough to run headfirst into it... ow! Not stupid, not stupid..."
"How do I want to die? Would dying of pleasure work... ow!"
"Next time? I'd do it again. Ow!"
Bang!
Chu Ge was plastered against the wall with his limbs spread wide, slowly sliding down.
Qiu Wuji dusted off her hands as though there were dust on them, her tone cool. "Oh, you've made good progress with that Golden Bell Shield. Not even a scratch from hitting the wall."
Chu Ge was a little surprised too. His whole body had slammed into the wall, yet he barely felt any pain. He had only practiced the Golden Bell Shield for so little time, and it was already this effective? Of course, to assert his authority as a husband, he still talked tough. "That's because my master taught me well. I can't compare to how stunning you looked crashing into that stone door, Master. Even when you hit a wall, you look so beautiful..."
Qiu Wuji gritted her teeth. "Do you really think I wouldn't dare give you a proper beating?"
"Hiss... stop pinching! Any more and you'll pinch my Golden Bell Shield all the way to mastery..."
"Isn't that wonderful? I'm helping you train your Golden Bell Shield to defend against pinching." Qiu Wuji sneered. "I carefully reviewed the Golden Bell Shield cultivation method. It says different training methods are needed to defend against sharp weapons and needle punctures versus heavy blows from blunt weapons. I've tailored a cultivation regimen just for you. Get up!"
Chu Ge cautiously climbed